Michael Anthony

If I text you “👍” Just know that I really mean “🖕”

This uber driver really just stopped at a green light

"Twins" co-stars and former Batman villains Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito jokingly berate Michael Keaton from the #Oscars stage. bit.ly/3v4IQKd

What he said.

#ksm66 @KSM66_Ixoreal

Thank you to everyone reminding me that I blew a 4 stroke lead to Happy Gilmore on this day 28 years ago. It happened such a long time ago that I usually forget about the occasion. Again, many thanks to all of you for the friendly reminders.

Hey.

Yo whats with the mullets

Shut up

We all know that Irish guy that really wants to be a ginny.

“OmG tHe ChOcO tAcO” shut up fatties have an ice cream sandwich.

Never walk into Uncle Giuseppe’s while intermittent fasting.

My thoughts when my instagram is down: tiktok.com/t/ZTRNLbUyf/?k…

I just saw 3 emo kids on Bluepoint Road, I totally forgot about those things

Lots of SNEEZING AND COUGHING on this first flight with no masks

Mood:

“Mike, you’re like REALLY funny.” Me:

I could really use a mean Tweet and forgo a ground war with Russia right about now.