myles 🐾

watched some drunk girls try to light the bartender car on fire #Leaving

i hate when a man has a bigger butt than me

brandon: you just talking just to talk me: see this why we can’t have a good fucking day. because you love to piss me off- did you go to college? brandon: yes me: did you major in pissing me off brandon: yup! minored in it too! me: MINORS??

cam: it’s so fucking hot my clit sweating jose:

Twenty One Pilots arrive at the #AMAs.

me: brandon can we have a good day today- brandon: don’t start

bees all over the patio rn

and don’t even get me started on windows down by big time rush

waiting for kaya to come get me and jordan keep asking me when am i leaving like i wont strap a bomb to his truck

boyfriend by big time rush is better than boyfriend by justin bieber

kitchen ladies been playing bangers all morning i feel like im at the club

@autumnisicy AH HELL NAHHH

no way i just opened me and alexa's friendship flashback thing and it was rachel cannon shaking that money maker

my dad was nice to me this morning, i hope he doesn’t check my room

HENNI

@mikeonfye cheezits 🤤🤤🤤🤤

in my bed crunching hard as fuck on these cheez its, i wish i was doing it in kaya’s bed

“did you watch 13 reasons why” kaya go to bed

@n4vyist this song being better than her whole discography

When im drunk EVERYONE getting a reply

to this day i can’t believe something that has fucked me up entirely was just a small inconvenience to others like okay.