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Mike Ross

@mikeross305

Writer/Comedian. Optimist. Foodie.

MIA, LA, NJ Katılım Ocak 2016
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Paul's a national treasure 😀
Variety@Variety

#PaulSchrader says he had a relationship with “an online AI girlfriend” but the chatbot “terminated” the relationship after he attempted to explore the boundaries of its programming: “Out of a desire to understand male/female interaction in our matrix, I procured an online AI girlfriend,” the filmmaker and #TaxiDriver screenwriter wrote on Facebook. “What a disappointment.” variety.com/2026/film/news…

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I was going to star in Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, but I have Greek blood, so they passed.
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Jacob Elordi being the next James Bond would be like me being the next Tattoo in Fantasy Island.
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Am I the only one who switched back from the CVS email receipts to the long paper ones because I missed it too much?
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Kim Kardashian scored more points on the bar exam than the Sixers scored in the 4th quarter tonight.
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I got invited to the Met gala but I had to skip it. I had a double cheeseburger for lunch and my dress was too tight.
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Met? More like Nyet!
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Shakira drew 2 Million people to Copacabana for a free concert! I did a free concert last week and got 2 Million ants. They thought it was Brilli-Ant!
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