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@Sam_Dexter @e_leek Straws.

@e_leek @miketatton 😂😂😂

@miketatton @Sam_Dexter Christ

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@e_leek I've been thru 3 degrees, 3 universities, 4 years at college and and tonne of money... Just wait till you hear the punch line #funny

@theolefuzzer might think about it for £100,000, that's a different story! Who am I kidding... Nope!

@Philip__Burgess Good luck this weekend mate! #hongkongsevens

"I used to wet myself on purpose when I was a kid so I got to wear the lost property clothes"- @Imiwalker3

RT NOW FOR FREE ENTRY BEFORE 11 HOSTED BY GAZ OF GEORDIE SHORE. #OCEANAWEDNESDAY #OCEANDEVOTION

LEEDS HERE WE GO! ***OCEANA WEDNESDAYS*** IS BACK TONIGHT!!!! ****RT IF YOU'RE COMING FOR FREE ENTRY BEFORE 11PM****

"You kept putting it in my mouth, of course I'm gonna take it" - @Imiwalker3 2013! SLUT!!!!!

“@Sam_Dexter: “That awkward moment when your boobs are bouncing while running..... and you're a boy” @miketatton hmmm” any idea @juliands21?

“@FezTht70s: I believe in hate at first sight.”@e_leek

Congrats @Jeremytrevjones!! Just heard about your book deal! All that hard work has finally payed off for you! #inspiration

“@TMZnewsbitch: BREAKING NEWS: you're a faggot” @juliands21

Crying myself to sleep tonight after setting my alarm this early for work!! #lovemarquees

Scooting to @RuBellew house because walking is boring... I'm 25 in 4 days!

Love a nice relaxing 3hour workout!

@Jonas_1306 very philosophical Jones, unless this is literal?! Either way I'm impressed!