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May your life be filled with mystery. May your soul be filled with curiosity. And may your heart be filled with love.

New Order -- Confusion -- Pump Panel Reconstruction Mix. IYKYK.

I am currently putting in the work to begin my next chapter. Stay tuned.

My father died peacefully in his sleep last night. He was 91. He was a great man who lived a great life and died a peaceful death. Glory to God.

Never forget:

This is pretty cool. I hope the new versions from Ascension or Word on Fire have a singing version.

@deusimpera The mother tongues of the Catholic Church are Aramaic and Koine Greek. Θεόφιλε

If you became Pope tomorrow, what would be your first act in office? I think I’d make Latin mandatory again. Let the Church speak in Her mother tongue.

@RealEricMcCabe Eric, I am sorry you are going through this. You and I have similar stories in some regards and I know your struggle. I hope you can come out the other side. Θεόφιλε

@deusimpera Confirmed no.

Catholics, do you think the Church should speak out more boldly on political and cultural issues?

@deusimpera Confirmed:

The Sacraments are not optional. They are necessary for salvation.

I can't stand intellectual dishonesty. When it manifests itself as demons speaking, it is intolerable. Dear fellow Catholics, To save your souls and protect your charisms, please never have a conversation with a nulla ecclesia zealot about what matters. Your friend, Θεόφιλος

@OrdnancePackard Please do not commit a Noggian heresy or we will no longer be friends. Friend don't let friends cause schism.

Egg nog wars are starting early this year. Make sure you're on the right side when the shooting starts. #TeamNog

Given the direction of the past few years, taking into account more recent declarations and unfortunate occurrences, the Vatican is on track to doctrinally develop itself out of a job. Just sayin.

@deusimpera No.

@IceSolst God's work on Earth.

Just got hired at fortinet as the guy who puts in the RCE before releasing to prod

@vxunderground It's not irrational. Hold onto that fear. Nourish it like a newborn babe. Cleave to it as you would your wife (or husband). It is wise and true.

I have an irrational hatred for Visual Studio Code.

@Joeinblack Same goes for picking produce. It's a blessing for sure.

Celibacy secret reward #7: When a celibate is picking a parking spot, there are no opinions present or voiced.

@Joeinblack Get a nice set of comb picks and you will never want again.

We have a guest at the rectory and they locked themselves out of their bedroom. It’s a door to which we don’t have a key. After a number of failed attempts, they called me in and I popped it in less than 20 seconds. I told them I would rather there were no follow up questions.

@tqbf @victoriapalmer So you are making the argument that the gay sharks scare away the sharks. I would argue that the Jets were gay Sharks too and if @victoriapalmer doesn't chime in on that I'll be sad.

@miketracy @victoriapalmer When sharks smell some dolphin species entering an area, they flee en masse! Like the whole region becomes shark-free for awhile. They map it in South Africa.

I have a favorite line from Glee which I only thought of because of @victoriapalmer, to wit: "Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"

@tqbf @victoriapalmer Does this make them less gay? I should think not.

@miketracy @victoriapalmer Dude, sharks are terrified of dolphins.