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"You can't just do hard drugs all weekend and expect to show up for work on Monday ready to rock and roll"
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mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version)
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mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version)
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my pussy tastes like topo chico
Lafayette⚜️ Katılım Mayıs 2011
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@PatOCallaghan6 @PokemonRestocks I was on the page at 8, 8:01, 8:03. Went from coming soon to out of stock. We never had a chance
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@PokeTCGAlerts I went to 2 stores. 1 had 6 jackets all XXL and another had 0
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Ok so I've seen multiple people say that their Target literally only got 5 total Kanto Starter Jackets. Only 1 of each size S - XXL. Can anyone else confirm this because that's actually insane 😭
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Personally I'm not trying to work more than 15-20 hours of actual work during the work week. Bc, and I don't care how much ur being paid this is true 4 everyone, u r being underpaid at 40 hours. But maybe not at 32, 24, etc. Gotta take back ur power from corporations
mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version)@mikewhiteclaw
Do not ask me 4 something work related (all of these but they r in order of egregiousness) -On a Friday -Friday before lunch -Friday after noon -Friday after 3 Read the fucking room bro just bc ur a wage slave doesn't mean we're all still jacked into the matrix
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Do not ask me 4 something work related (all of these but they r in order of egregiousness)
-On a Friday
-Friday before lunch
-Friday after noon
-Friday after 3
Read the fucking room bro just bc ur a wage slave doesn't mean we're all still jacked into the matrix
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Keg number 1 all time. Throw on some leather, congratulations my brother u have received some pussy
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
EASIEST BARS IN THE US TO GET LAID 1. El Bar (Miami, FL) 2. The Rustic (Dallas, TX) 3. Kung Fu Saloon (Austin, TX) 4. Tin Roof (Nashville, TN) 5. Olde Queens Tavern (New Brunswick, NJ) 6. El Hefe (Scottsdale, AZ) 7. Green Rock Tap & Grill (Hoboken, NJ) 8. Literally any SEC college bar 9. Phebe’s (New York, NY — June–August ONLY) 10. The Spaniard (New York, NY) 11. Elbo Room (Fort Lauderdale, FL) 12. Uptown Social (Charleston, SC) 13. Harrah’s Pool After Dark (Atlantic City, NJ) 14. The Bungalow Santa Monica (Los Angeles, CA) 15. Sidecar Social (Dallas, TX)
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I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man
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I wish festivale was about 13 degrees hotter with direct sunlight. Anything to clear the fatties out of dt
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Friends homecoming bender, another friends bday dinner, volunteering 12 hours at an ultra marathon, and then running a 10k.
Might have bitten off more than I can chew.
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Everyone thinks they can fight til they scrap with someone who can see the future
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Dishes done. Laundry done. Bags packed. Fs to give, fresh out
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@TheEdman @newstart_2024 What shirt did u wear when u landed a satellite on a comet?
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@newstart_2024 But also why would you wear a fucking shirt like that right after you just LANDED A SATELLITE ON A COMET!
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The guy just landed a spacecraft on a comet — one of the most impressive scientific achievements in years.
His reward? A public struggle session because his bowling shirt had scantily clad women on it.
Helen Andrews points out the quiet cost of institutional feminization: HR departments now hunt down any maverick personality and stamp it out.
We’re losing innovators we’ll never even know about, all because someone focused on the shirt instead of the comet.
This is how wokeness actually works.
Have you seen real excellence get punished for something trivial like this?
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@deerbellamy @fluffyrafi116 Ur way more likely to miss this detail if ur head is down, eyes looking at phone
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@fluffyrafi116 wdym put the phones down😭😭 not noticing a tiny bracelet and its meaning does not equal to not paying attention to the show
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@34yearoldfriend Brother ur never gonna believe this
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Update: I bought. Was 2 good of a deal to pass up
mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version)@mikewhiteclaw
I wasn't quite ready to transition over to concentrates full time, but 20% off already discounted 80 kinda forcing my hand
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I wasn't quite ready to transition over to concentrates full time, but 20% off already discounted 80 kinda forcing my hand
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The goal is to be in better shape than the partiers and party harder than the gym rats. I'm not a hybrid athlete, I'm a degenerate on
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My Nike socks used to last so long I’d have to throw them away bc they’d get so faded. Now I wear a pair 3x and gotta throw them away bc they get holes in them. What are you doing about this @Nike
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My YB took me to get pasta for dinner Ln, and I think she implied she got me a bag for after my race.
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