Mike Palmer

Feeling guilty after taking down a bag in the airport

Eating Cheetos in public should be a crime.

Rippling AEs missing forecast and blaming “corporate espionage” is an all-time pip excuse

@Cyrus845 @usehaven next level hustlers

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Honestly better than most Oracle reps.

Straight goated EP @abhithenomad

@sophiaamoruso Bedrockcap.com @TylerGalpin

One more question before I go into mediation with this grifter of a roofing contractor for the rest of the day: what venture firms have the best websites and what information do you think needs to be articulated on one?

@CharleyMa @graceisford @akbbbbar

Organizing a small "wtf is growth??" dinner alongside @graceisford later in March for early growth hires + heads of growth in NYC! Who else should be on the list?

The loss was already priced in

$meta markets couldn’t handle a Volkanovski W with this man in his corner

PE roll up of taco vendors in LA. Bullish.

@danhightower @iamnafets @nicoaferr

@iamnafets We load balance with a round robin scheduling tool. I'm actually looking for a better one.

AngelList Equity revenue is growing fast, but we don't have a single sales rep. Sales calls are fielded by our engineering, product, and design team members (many are prior founders) between design sessions and merging Github PRs. Companies don't want to talk to sales reps. They want to talk to the person who can solve their problems. So when we get on a call, it's not a sale - it's a problem solving session. Then we often end the call 10 mins early to give the founder back some time.

@flash_dmill3 Swear to god I don’t want this 4th ipa. But need to make the books look good on the boys first month🫡

Supporting @flash_dmill3

Too much variability for home cooked meals at friends home. Pro tip always eat before.

Harvard : 34 Yale : 3 This isn't a prediction for Saturday's rivalry game – it's the number of alumni-founded startups that have raised a VC round in the last 30 days. Who's bringing more innovation to the table? 🤔

Which NYC AI Startups are trending? We used our data engine to find AI startups that are growing quickly in headcount, website traffic, and social following in #NYC harmonic.ai/companies/tren…

@king_cammy F - BM M - Vuori K - Lulu

Fuck, marry, kill… Buck Mason, Lulu, Vuori… thoughts ?

Swear this isn’t solely an anti-dog account, but we really need to put an end to people bringing dogs and cats on planes

Concerts and dogs. Both overrated. Thoughts?