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Mikkele

@mikkele

I have fun, I just plan for it very well.

San Diego, CA Katılım Ocak 2008
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Today is my 16 year anniversary of joining Twitter
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Tried to show my daughter the music @tjhill wrote for our wedding and she kept saying “different song”
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I’m always shocked by people who think chipotle is too spicy
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Trying to do anything with a toddler feels like driving with the parking brake on
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@mikkele And later on you’ll tear up remembering their firsts.
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Being a parent is wild because one day you’re just doing normal things and next thing you know you’re tearing up watching your kid’s first swim lesson
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Keto ice cream is sad. Why can’t you just be real ice cream
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I cannot wait for the day that I never have to hear about tr*mp again
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Mikkele@mikkele·
Just had someone tell me to “stay safe” which feels very much like something we all said to each other in March 2020
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Love when people put in their instagram bio “1 million on TikTok.” Like screaming to the world, “I swear I’m popular!!”
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I don’t mean to brag, but I am the queen of scoring stuff in our Buy Nothing group
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Mikkele@mikkele·
Placed an order for food under the name TJ and they asked me how to spell it
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Half of the art of making a good joke is knowing when to end it
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Mikkele@mikkele·
@skylerkatz Okay but you have to split it with your friends I’m assuming? So it’s a couple thousand at most
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