milly

I don’t name my photoshop layers I’m pretty

he’s actually moving into one of the top 5 diva slots for me

owala water bottles are so much chicer than a stanley cup. an owala tells me you have a liberal arts degree. that you drink oat milk in your coffee on occasion. that you have marxist tendencies. that you know what sandy liang is

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

instead of a devil and an Angel appearing on my shoulder its just this guy telling me to buy candy and soda

MET GALA TOMORROW!!!!

when they hit you with “i found your twitter”

i don’t actually exist if you ever met me you’re schizophrenic

me listening to the same playlist every day

my friend: “ok, don’t make it obvious but look at the man sitting across the bar” me:

They euthanized the dog in me

my last 3 brain cells

king charles’s soul being dragged across the world to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’s baby