The Desert Eagle⌛️

I just read something that said “ Having good friends keeps from you from dating out of boredom. A lot of people don’t need partners - they need a social life.” And YEAH!

I have a friend who moves quietly. You don’t know she’s relocating until the boxes are packed. You don’t know she bought a car until she pulls up in it. Her relationship? Never a group discussion. What’s hers stays hers. I used to think that meant she wasn’t open, like real friendship required sharing everything. But I get it now. It’s not distance, it’s protection. It’s privacy. It’s peace. Not everything needs an audience, and not every bond needs full access to be real.

at the end of the day a golden retriever is still a DOG.

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Joseph watching 3 random men bring his baby a gift

I have been getting tf to sleep, my word. And it feels great

You gotta start at 15

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

libra placements

A ngga will eat yo pssy today and eat another btch pssy today! Thought I was gonna say tomorrow no btch today

How villains are made

Laying in bed on a full stomach while the moon is in Taurus is really it

me going non-verbal after he says no

@esssdabest Truly the besttttttt thank you so much in advance ♥️

@milamademedoit i’ll be posting it soon! once i finish the others 🥹

cardinals— cancer, aries, libra, & capricorn placements i need you to understand this COMPLETELY over the next 90 days! you don’t work the piano, you PLAY the piano! i’ll be posting the full thread soon!

@esssdabest Post it friend 🥺🥺🥺🤞🏾

wondering when should i drop this 🤔 this isn’t even the whole thing. it’s WAY too much to put on twitter

me after I sang the wrong lyrics out loud

West oakland bitch TUESDAY I like a nigga. who like ta. LAY LOW. jetSssset ISLAND pickabitchupwiddaDRACO 🔫 Meandmymanweonnaislandhoe Ocean Breeze Palm Trees Backshots ONNABALCONEEE ✨🫰🏾

When you buy a book that teaches how to get away with fraud and it never arives.

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no common sense around me:

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue