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@anony_AJ1999 love this LOVEEE this omg lexi let me live in ur brain. yes yes yesss thinking of them exclusively interacting thru phone sex for monthssss. maybe it eventually graduates to facetimes before finally one of them breaks and ends up at the others door desperate for physical touch

@mildmoons oohh maybe then they start calling each other for phone sex after but refuse to acknowledge it outside those phone calls

🧵🔞chuuya at home on his couch drunk af, ending up dialling dazais number. except the line rings for so long he forgets what he wanted to say-the bastard never answers anyway. the phone is forgotten between the cushions & he starts palming himself, picturing dazai on his knees +

@anony_AJ1999 LMAOOO YESSS! or on the flip side he ends up finding out bc he hears dazai moaning down the phone and he immediately sobers up, hangs up and goes to the bathroom to berate himself in front of the mirror bc dazai will definitely never let him live this down

@mildmoons imagine chuuya never realizes and dazai can't decide if he should bring it up or not

little does he know the line is very much connected and dazai can hear every last mewling sound. dazai in turn does what any sane, normal person would do- gets himself off to the sound of chuuya doing the same

he works himself over to the thought of dazais full lips around him, the heat of his mouth, the sounds of pleasure he’d make if he were here. he thinks of him teary eyed and pleading for more. almost coming undone right then and there. he breathes heavily, panting and moaning +

so pretty 💦 #skk #soukoku

@laugandraws LOOOOOO IM GOING FUCKING CRAZYYYY HOLY SHITTTTTTT

@benjasaurus_ me with u

anybody else get worried about interacting with oomf too much so u don’t like all their posts after a certain daily quota even tho they’re all bangers

@supergirl830 noted!!

@mildmoons AO3 please! I like to bookmark and catalog 😊

hello party people. i had planned to post a chuuya angst/dazai taking care of him thread tonight but i’m accidentally 1.5k words deep and still not done so my question is would u prefer reading something like this as a little ao3 oneshot instead?

@FluffEater9000 yaaayy noted!!

@mildmoons Ao3 probably 🙂‍↕️❤️

mori struggles to keep a straight face while freeing them, then insists on trying to give them The Talk when he’s done which is fucking mortifying. they avoid each other out of embarrassment for the next week until mori sends them on a mission & they come back bickering as usual

skk first kiss except its sooo bad. neither of them know what they’re doing. chuuya has his eyes open, dazai tries to use tongue which doesn’t go over well. & then chuuya gets his lip ring caught in dazais braces & they have to shuffle to mori’s office for him to cut them loose +

@chuuxmara you know it bounces when he walks

chuuya nakahara jumps to put jeans on

@laugandraws exactlyyyyy

@mildmoons all that ass to fit into those tight pants

@vvinedrunk 😏 my mind is a machine made for objectifying dazai

@mildmoons ohhhh my god this is so hot

🔞needy dazai humping and grinding himself into the small of chuuyas back/ass while chuuya drives him home on his bike. he comes in his pants twice before they even make their destination

@papersnake51_49 lmfaoooooo real

@mildmoons If I was there something’s gonna get done and its not gonna be work, lemme tell you

dazai sitting at his ada desk thinking ‘they don’t know i’m wearing frilly lace panties & garters’ except they actually do bc you can see the outline of the garters thru his tight ass pants & every time he bends over the top of the lace panties poke out the back of his waistband

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