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@thetrueshelby Well said.

I cant imagine how a man who covered up sexual assault on minors can’t get enough votes for Speaker. Hmmm. It’s almost as if Jordan is a fucking piece of shit. #SpeakerOfTheHouse

@JVPehrson @SFSU At home, in bed in the Mission, watching The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. I was OK but if it had gone on any longer I might have freaked out. About the earthquake not the movie. I managed tor reach my parents in NJ to say I was OK. So it was a piece of cake for me. Scary though!

34 years ago today, I was sitting in my geology class at San Francisco State University, when the biggest earthquake this Bay Area guy had, or still has ever experienced, hit. Who else rode it out, and where were you? @SFSU #SanFrancisco #LomaPrieta #Earthquake

@adorainabowl Noooooooooo!!

alert really made me think we were all about to be living this #earthquake

@JoelAlonday I'm in SF. It was the first time I ever heard this alert. Did it come through phone or TV? It didn't interrupt my Murder, She Wrote episode. Thankfully.

@zahra_hajee We just had a mild one here in SF - 4.6 I think, I could be wrong. I was in bed so it felt like gentle rocking. Usually I sleep through them. So those who need it, go get something to swallow or smoke and be calm. It's over. No aftershocks that I have felt so far.

Did SF just have an earthquake on international shakeout day I’m screaming

Do we know what's in it that makes it taste so weird?

@MrSpiritsRaven Amen, brother.

Miracle Whip is slop. Hellmann's REAL Mayonnaise is the only REAL Mayonnaise.

@itsevilmee @DecodingFoxNews Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you....

@DecodingFoxNews God (and many Gods before him) was created by man to explain things we can now explain with science. From our existence to the universe to the menstrual cycle.

I realize they are both comedians but Gervais makes an excellent point about science here. One thing that fascinated me when I studied biology is microscopic life exists almost everywhere on planet earth - even in the hottest, driest, coldest surfaces. Life happens.

@Acyn Boooooo! Hisssssss! Bah, Humbug!

Trump: I’m being indicted for you

@Young_Slay2 It's a joke!!! They're saying it because all of you have had this highly paranoid vision of LGBTQIA+ people and an agenda that does not exist. We had a word for you ppl in the 60s: SQUARES!

What does “we’re coming for your children” even mean?

@jordan_esq @MarcMichales @highbrow_nobrow You're right. I was a world-class alcoholic and I could not have done that either. I did drink a bottle of Champagne in 3 hours after having just been thrown out of a rehab run by Catholic nuns. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. About the nuns not the Champagne.

@MarcMichales @highbrow_nobrow This just shows that even if your are a born and bred Texan, you just can't sit down at a bar and drink an entire bottle of tequila in 90 minutes. Nice try, though, Teddy Boy, nice try.

Ted Cruz: “I don’t think Senate Democrats, if you had video of Joe Biden murdering children dressed as the devil under a full moon while singing Pat Benatar, they still wouldn’t vote to convict.”

@RobinLynnKing2 Thank you! I try to keep track of the tiaras, and their origin. Queen Mary The Acquisitive bought some jewels from the remaining Romanovs who fled Russia in 1917 and headed for Paris. Andrew Morton wrote "Theirs Is the Kingdom, The Wealth of The British Royal Family". 1989.

@Jgo2063 Sometimes a balloon is just a balloon, to paraphrase Freud, but MTG has enough hot air for thousands of balloons.

Just a reminder: Brock Turner is a rapist. Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer. Trump is a criminal. Boebert and Greene are idiots.

So domestic terrorist Rittenhouse doesn’t like being reminded that he’s a double murderer who evaded jail time because of a corrupt judge, a tainted jury and a fixed trial? Then I guess he’ll hate being reminded of it every single day for the rest of his wretched existence.

A sex trafficker and a double murderer walk into a bar…

Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer.

This is what I pointed out to my family! I said that the Royal Family is not hers to change! There are more senior royals than Meghan (i.e. Princess Anne) who’ve worked tirelessly for many years and don’t go around arrogantly trying to change things!

It took Camilla exactly 97 days to prove Diana right, Charles doesn't make a good King. They didn't even make it to the Coronation. Abolish the monarchy. #HarryAndMeghanNetfix #CamillaParkerBowlesIsABully

So, another public tantrum from the Harkles with absolutely zero response from the Palace. Maybe try holding your breath?