miles platt

Ok so my record wall was featured on @idkhow's Twitter?? Life is good right now

“I was born in 1601. I’m a vampire.” Marty: *Internally* “What the fuck?”

Sean Penn says he's "not like normal white people" "Ever since I was young, I knew." (Source: usatoday.com/story/entertai…)

the most beautiful piece of music ever created is sally's song from the nightmare before christmas

Shit I'm afraid of: Balloons Free fall at six flags Horse's mouths Planes Teenagers Large dogs Spirographs Fire Walk With Me

@tylerthecreator STICKY !!!

JULY 21ST

“I heard you said you don’t like me”

“aww babe look it’s us!!” I say to my girlfriend, pointing at a mother hamster eating one of her newborn children

@inrainbowsfan are you live tweeting therapy rn

what do i want? i don’t know actually

i need nathan fielder so bad it’s not even funny nathan if you’re reading this please give me a chance please it’s okay that we have a 22 year age gap i am a consenting adult

all of this to say toilet paper wasn’t invented until 1857

*board meeting in 1857* “ok so you know pooping” “…yes” “dont you hate the rest of the poop that lingers after” “Joseph what does this have to do wi-” *slams paper on the board room table” “imagine using THIS to clean up the rest of it”

if you saw my airbuds last night say “listening to k*nye w*st” it’s because I was crying over how good he used to be

@steeno_93 @softestbandito @blurryface 🫡

@softestbandito @blurryface thank you @milesdaguy 🤞🏾

THAT WAS TOO FAST IT WAS A VIDEO POST IT SGAIN @blurryface

@normanthesurfer @laurenbrapz I’ll save you the time, yes he did

thank you to HBO for giving nathan fielder millions of dollars to answer a question i often ask large groups of people when there’s a lull in conversation: do you guys think i could land a commercial airplane?

our new full length album Breach will be here in september. the first song, The Contract, comes out june 12th. hello Clancy hello Blurryface let’s finish this |-/

@inrainbowsfan bro really said if “I don’t like it then other people can’t”

“may the fourth be with you” may you go outside and touch grass

@inrainbowsfan You’re like Snow White

saying hi babies to the bunnies and the rats i pass on the street while im walking home because they are just little babies and all rodents are my friends

@amoebamusic @boniver @jagjaguwar Happy that 90% recycled polycarbonate is finally getting some attention. He’s been under the radar for too long

"SABLE, fABLE" by @boniver is out via @jagjaguwar on EcoCD (feat. 90% recycled polycarbonate), 2LP, and indie exclusive black & salmon 2LP! The songs blend country rock, folk, electronic, '80s soft rock, chillwave, and wistful indie rock. Get it here: bit.ly/32cTUAU

anybody else hate itching the bottom of your feet bc it’s like “itch me please” but it also tickles so it’s like cmon bro pick a struggle am I the only one who feels like this

@normanthesurfer @sliccmic literally

you cannot understand the true joy of a sunny day because you dont know what it means to miss it