milkdrinker1 :3c

Had a vision where I was working at an ice-cream shop and I got employee of the month for upselling kids from kids size cone to regular size cone by convincing them that they would be big babies if they got the baby size cone

I showed up to the Airbnb and the Tv doesn’t even have Mubi

If I had the click remote I’d probably sit on it by accident and fast forward through my entire chungus life

“Arnotts Light and Crispy are a brand new creation that’ll blow your mind” my ass. That some horseshi, i remember eating those suckers 10 years ago I’m not falling for your psy-op Arnotts you low-down dogs. Never forget

They got a whole lotta nerve saying ‘Flavour you can see’ on the “Shapes” Chicken Crimpy

Her (The Woman with the World’s Strongest Thumbs) hand brushes his (The Man with the World’s Most Dexterous Toes) toes. “Do you believe in love at first sight?” “When I saw you, I did.” Toe and thumb interlock as the sun sets the dusky sky alight with watercolour fire.

They should make Club Chalamet an Academy Voter

I’m kind of a boymom to sonic the hedgehog

Please can everyone help take the bins out on Wednesdays. The burrow is starting to stink. Cool regards, Ron Marmot.

I need to stay off LinkedIn so my only image of San Francisco is Sonic Adventure 2 City Escape

Imma slurp on her saurus till she spag (4-pack)

They're doing reverse aerial rushes at the Australian Open

I’ve climbed Salesforce Tower Sydney for years in my mind

I tried to guess each of Coke, Coke Zero, Pepsi, Pepsi Max off blind tasting and thought I was going perfectly, but I ended up getting 0/4. I was aerating each sip like it was special coffee and I still didn’t get them. If it takes an obesity arc to do this successfully so be it

Bruh I Took Her To The Monopoly Dreams Cafe And She Kept Ordering From The Dark Blue Menu 🤦🤦🤦

I had a vision where I had to choose to keep only either Click (2006) or It’s A Wonderful Life (1946) in film history, and I chose Click. And later I tried to find Click to rewatch it and realised that it wasn’t there anymore

Whenever I use the wrong there or than I feel like being the sick little self punishing freak cartoon creature that bashes its head against the wall when it makes a mistake

I was so ready to put my paws up tonight at Lady Gaga because I had practice at Zootopia 2 and FNAF 2 so recently

sometimes i feel like the fork that never gets used, other times I feel like the fork that gets used first every time

Im a doctor

Whenever I have to search up a medical term I look for it on the House MD wiki