The Milkman

Some of the license plates on my cars. Iykyk

Feb 14th legit the most annoying day of the year. I put up with you all fucking year and now you WANT SHIT? "why did you ignore me, you didnt get me any flowers?" I AM PLAYING SMASH BROTHERS WITH TRISTAN BITCH I AM BUSY. Geeze. Can a nigga breathe?

Keep forgetting this app exists.. just opened it for the first time in MONTHS.. saw boobs in the first 4 seconds.. Triple H would shit his pants.

God I’d like to stone a Walmart greeter right now

aint no way this real 😭

Napist

JOSH EMMETT KNOCKED BRYCE MITCHELL OUT COLD TWO MINUTES IN #UFC296 twitter.com/TSV__1/status/…

Happy Halloween Cocksuckers!

I’m like Eminem if he was white

Sulaiman, I know dogs aren't big in your religion but that Is a cat my brother

Its Monday....Tell the neighbor's Wife to shave her Monkey......Its going to be a great week!

@Poofesure I thought Joan Jett was a lesbian.

i love cock and balls put another cock in my butthole baby

Having an old lady say to you “life hasn’t been easy on you, has it?” Makes me wanna drive into oncoming traffic.

This morning I got some devastating news. Racc has lost a loved one close to him to a drunk driver. Understandably the podcast will be closed, for however long, and may not come back. Healing takes importance, and we all wish Racc every blessing we can imagine.

Ruthless has called it a career! Congratulations on an unforgettable run, @Ruthless_RL 🙌

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Lil Uzi Vert sampled Shinsuke Nakamura’s WWE theme on The Pink Tape 🔥

Things that don’t exist. - Unicorns - Santa Claus - Tooth Fairy - Sophie

@ufc BULLSHIT

Listen in as Bruce reads the split decision for...... #UFCVegas74