Dan M

People are monsters

@adrian_banerji @AlyNotAllie @USAUltimate Upon further reflection file this under "M" for "I'll get fucking murdered for suggesting Aly play less ultimate"

@adrian_banerji @AlyNotAllie @USAUltimate I'm out of money for buying celebratory jerseys so tell her to stop for a few years

@AlyNotAllie just won another national championship. She's pretty cool I guess🥰😍 #rebootsquad #mastersnationals @USAUltimate

@SarahMackAttack In Massachusetts we only need the tiniest hint of a reason that honk. I would honk because the car next to me had the word "honk" on it.

Maybe it’s not that they’re in a good mood, but that we’ve all snapped and the only appropriate reaction to the sky smoke/Supreme Court fuckery is screaming and throwing your arms out the car window in response to a squidmobile. That’s my new running hypothesis.

The people of the Northeast are in a *good* mood today. Typically on a long drive, I’ll get a couple confused/tentative honks for squid. Today I’ve had 4 extremely enthusiastic honkings. A Philadelphia man, a car full in NJ, a couple in CT, & just now a Mass duo. Love it!

Me every April Fools

@Disc_Jockey10 As always, He can only be found in your heart.*

@SamyFarns But were you drinking an iced coffee from DD?

Standing in the snow at a maple syrup boil feels like the most New England thing I've done in years

@HeyShayToday Spring is nearly here

@milledtime Dan, all my Facebook ads today are for allergy meds……

My old person tweet of the day is that I cleaned and reorganized my bedroom this weekend, which means my allergies were on FIRE the last two mornings because of all the dust.

@alfred_prkr Ouch

@AlyNotAllie Or just kicking my ass in Mario kart which is also legitimately an option

@AlyNotAllie Genuinely unclear if you're playing masters, grand masters, or both

Not my mom emailing me to double check that I'll still be playing for my previous master's team even though I am now grandmaster's eligible 🙃💀 #TeamOld

@oliviaroseee @TheBostonPride Weird, I know we had assigned seats but I want the person that bought the tickets...

One more weekend this season at Warrior! Be there for our Pride celebration presented by MFS on Friday night and then Denna Day and fan appreciation day on Saturday afternoon! 🎟: bit.ly/3KOgCJ3

I took Monday off but this is about right

@SamyFarns I think replying to my own tweet with a hashtag is sufficiently old...

@SamyFarns #getoffmylawn

hey time to pallet cleanse my negativity. Yall remember how good Kinder eggs were? And how in some countries they are called Kinder Surprise. What a joy!

@adrian_banerji @ultimatesascha @mgdmitch While the rules say something about last player to change direction that's often interpreted as last player to change velocity, I think the wording should be changed as velocity is what matters for being able to read a play. Layouts are a dramatic change in velocity.

@adrian_banerji @ultimatesascha @mgdmitch The thing that strikes me wrong about these is that the layouts put the other player in harms way with no way out. Until the layout happens (problematic) contact isn't perceived by the other player but once the layout action starts there's nothing to be done. It's 0-100 real fast

Thoughts on this yellow card that got issued here?

@noamgum This is great. Pulled up when aware, used arms to absorb the contact you couldn't stop. No one's head got hit which is only because you worked to make sure of it. If I we're the other player I'd rather get this loving push than the other options you had.

Seeking external validation, did I do enough to not bulldoze this kid on the other team here? Because I was told afterwards to “watch the contact” and it *really* rubbed me the wrong way