Kano

@Parodyjeffx Could smell Shabbat dinner on a Monday

Guiness world record ? 😍

@ObsoleteSony OG PS3 before they ruined it.

Which PlayStation startup still hits you right in the soul?

@Parodyjeffx Prettier than Laura Loomer though.

What kind of mental illness is this ?

Amad has been absolutely atrocious.

@6assey @FabrizioRomano That’s what the tweet says yes. Well done.

@FabrizioRomano Real Madrid have started José Mourinho operation with direct contacts now taking place. Benfica want Mou to stay at all costs but aware of Real talks ongoing; it depends on Madrid. Up to Florentino Pérez: he will decide if Mourinho returns or not.

🚨 Real Madrid have started José Mourinho operation with direct contacts now taking place. Benfica want Mou to stay at all costs but aware of Real talks ongoing; it depends on Madrid. Up to Florentino Pérez: he will decide if Mourinho returns or not. 🎥 youtu.be/XsV05ATcMM4

@FabrizioRomano The world needs this.

@metca1fe78 @emery

@milligan_kane @emery

@emery why don’t you just marry the europa league you Dracula headed bastard.

@LauraLoomer They don’t even know who you are you fucking psycho.

I am being targeted by the Iranians, according to the FBI. Just putting this on the record in case I am murdered by these Islamic savages.

Amorim left us 13 points behind Arsenal…we’re now 12 points behind Arsenal. “what a turnaround this has been!”😭

Arsenal get absolutely slapped in the final.

Before kick-off at the Emirates on Tuesday there's bound to be a rousing rendition by Arsenal fans of "North London Foreverton".

United have to look at that Ndiaye in the summer.

Where’s that bloke with the bottle drinking tears now?

Pep is on the blower to Daddy Sheikh begging for another billion as we speak.

@metca1fe78 @RyanR2021 He can, his job is done.

@milligan_kane @RyanR2021 He's fucking united off now for Brazil he's been abducted

@RazedFootball @CFCMods LLLLLLOL

For the first time in 33 years, Chelsea have lost six consecutive Premier League matches. They have also managed just a single victory in their last ten league outings. 😱

LLLLLLOL @ChelseaFC

We’ve got CHRISTIAN RONALDO lacing the boots….