Chris Milnes

New Greentek tractor mounted 300ltr sprayer @LowesParkGC @milno73 @CTM_Pro

@mcgreevy_peter @LowesParkGC Cheers Pete 👍

@milno73 @LowesParkGC Congratulations Chris 👍

Happy work anniversary to me! 30 years ago today someone took a risk and 30 years later still here and the boss man @LowesParkGC ⛳️

@Aus23680324Gary @LowesParkGC Needs to. Some sunshine 🌞 wouldn’t go amiss

@milno73 @LowesParkGC Yes mate all good, hopefully weather picks up soon 🤞

@Aus23680324Gary @LowesParkGC Cheers Gary. Hope you’re keeping well?

@milno73 @LowesParkGC Congrats mate good effort 👏👏👊

@WG_RumblePants I went to the first texaco game at Old Trafford. What a team! 189 not out for Viv but the whole side brought unbelievable excitement! Happy days

I just stumbled across this photo of the 1984 West Indians on their tour of England. That’s really quite a team!

First day of the season @LowesParkGC 🏌️‍♂️⛳️🥶

Golf season incoming ❄️🙄🏌️‍♂️⛳️

Oceanic - Insanity (#TOTP 1991) 35 years ago! Classic 90s dance anthem. The debut single of the Merseyside-based trio with Jorinde Williams as lead singer. One of the top 10 best-selling British singles of 1991, peaking at #3 on the chart. From their album That Compact Disc.

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer

@AnonGK100 I know what my answer would be 🤣

@milno73 4.37pm “are the green staff still here? If not can you call them back in please”

A few extra followers in recent days and a few pictures in the DM’s. Today’s winner 👇 “We relented and opened. Not sure it was ideal out there but the Seniors got their re arranged fixture ticked off” #customercare

@AnonGK100 I’m stuck can someone tow me out 😂😂

@milno73 Squelch? 🤣🤣

@AnonGK100 I can hear it already

@milno73 This only plays out one way doesn’t it chris?

Gained a helper today ⛳️

@davetwexford The weather’s not been good at all. We’ve managed to avoid most of the bad stuff somehow! We’ve only been shut the first week of January due to the snow and frost.

@milno73 Here in Wexford our course Courtown Golf Club opened for probably 5 days for the entire month of January thru a combination of frost and rain can’t be helped but very frustrating

January stripes ⛳️🏌️‍♂️

@davetwexford It’s Lowes Park which is in Bury just north of Manchester. It never rains here 😂

@milno73 A golf course open and not closed due to waterlogging please tell me where this oasis exists !!!

Possibly the worst VAR decision I’ve ever seen

😂😂😂