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@Silhouett3Yrome Premature ejaculation but a good nut nevertheless. Then he chased a Bad B and found out that hard-to-get is always trash. Ran back to his old fling and remembered her crib smells like feet and she doesn't shower often. He went out sad !!!!!
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nutted on the biggest occassion possible I'm afraid
❄️@footyhan
Griezmann edged his whole club career and not one drop of cum released
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Zlatko Dalić will burn in the deepest pits of hell if I see that guy near the starting 11 in June
OGi 🐐@BCNOgi
I'm crying at this Kovacic cameo. This dude is League 2 level now
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Neymar goal aside, that game deserves to go down as the greatest game of all time simply because, in Twitter lore, it implies that Bruno Petković killed SelecaoTalk...
Anthems for a Twenty Five Year‐Old Boy@DFakExGoalanke
I think the moment I realized Neymar scored the greatest goal ever against Croatia for nothing was the most hate I've ever contained in my heart
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@JanktoBarak To this day I can't believe some fat fuck from Metkov'ć ruined the WC for hundreds of millions fans worldwide
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@JanktoBarak @acmilan That LB depth will be insane once Strinic comes back from injury
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@milogiv When that Perija #RightSideOfMilano video announcement on @acmilan hits my chest like a flashbang u međuprostor on de_dust2
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We somehow signed Modrić and thusly massively overperformed our #WashedKingQuota, we're not bagging anyone of note again before 2035 (Mbappe in a wheelchair 🫰🫰)
Bd@irB@ll@Bd_irB_ll
I'll be do upset if Bernardo goes to Juve man he'd be so perfect for us
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@JuneVanBloem A quick search revealed that it first happened in 2014, Spain wore a third hit vs Netherlands
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Do teams use 3 kits at a World Cup? To all my old heads, how many teams have you seen use 3 different kits in one tournament?
FC Bayern PR@Bayern_PR
⚫🇩🇪 Germany’s WC 2026 third kit, and the final Germany shirt made by adidas before the switch to Nike next year. End of a legendary era.
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Every word from a Dutch gaslighter who's addicted to lying. On a Sunday night?
Liverpool FC@LFC
Read every word Arne Slot had to say following Liverpool's 3-2 defeat to Manchester United:
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When Ali could still kick a ball🕊️
Sean@SeanDOlfc
The speed of execution here at the highest level is an absolute joke. He ended Cancelo’s city career pretty much at that moment.
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