mimsy

Scaring the hoes with esoteric wisdom and knowledge

not trying to be controversial but if i’ve ever had sex with you that’s an automatic autism diagnosis iykyk

I am well aware that there is no benefit for a woman to be as opinionated as I am, truly doing it for the love of the game.

a woman with no drivers license is the closest you’ll get to a modern day prophet

can people who like to spend their money find my account thanks

anyone wanna come over and only talk to each other exclusively through playing songs turn by turn or what

@rumiiihere that one guy u dated when u were 19

Name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs.

@JuniperFolly love how everyone in the comments is appropriately blown away by how beautiful u r and then there’s Lance 🫨🤨

about to be brutally mogged by all the beautiful sexy gorgeous tan fit people on the Lakefront but i will persevere

they tried to sacrifice my grandma as a baby, excorsised my mother, and threw me in seven mental hospitals which points to something but idk what it is

genuinely not in the mood

befriend the homicidal, european, anorexic, autistic, junkie girl, she’ll be there for you until her fate decides as long as you treat her right

sitting in the car like a good puppy while my bf gets a haircut and this guy just walked out practically BALD and when i looked over his gf was waiting in the car too… first of all solidarity 🥰 second of all im clenching my vag pray for me

all set to be mid at skateboarding for 5 hours

boyfriend is mad i spent 2 hours body checking and watching affirmations but he just keeps saying « it’s fine » fbdkfbg

another day another slay or whatever the kids say

sábado tan deprimente que pensé que era domingo

fav part of edtwt is that there’s no bots because they don’t know how to program ai to care about the calories in semen