Mina Bond

does this do anything for anyone??

it’s always “Emily in Paris” never “Emily in Therapy” 🤔

when people are like my *stomach* hurts instead of *tummy* it’s like oh ok yes, doc

ok wow feeling clairvoyant — i’m predicting that something BAD will happen

went to the doctor and they said "wow I've only ever seen this blood oxygen content on a baby you are very healthy"

looking for a dom-uterus to come move in for a couple months to help me and my roommates sync up

when my sister adds no baby pics of my niece to the shared album? new content just dropped honeys

On our way to the flash mob!

@calebsaysthings Caleb!!!! Yay!!

lake = shower

Sometimes I gotta be honest with myself like: is the farmers market cheese monger flirting or just giving me the same free samples everyone else gets??!?

@iamabweaver @DrinkMiO What is mio

@jokewitch 😍

@minalilb_ wish i was in chicago so i could lift heavy boxes for u queen

not to brag but my Monday’s off to an amazing start

It’s always “distressed jeans” never “distressed Mina” 😩

my friend and I have this great thing going where I give him emotional support and he gives me rides

nothing more humbling than a 5 year old thinking you’re 60 years old and then as a second guess 1?!?

thinking about the dream I had last night where I won 100th best comedian in Chicago (out of 100) afraid to go to sleep tonight

haha ok?

@acawley2 For sure blast

if you want me to enjoy a house party you gotta trick me: it starts as a dinner party, you introduce wine and spirits, suddenly everyone I know and a few people I don’t are there