mina ??

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

i feel my frontal lobe developing

@JaysUdaasimart thank u HAH

@minanotbot This is so much funnier than the stupid “go sports ball” jokes thank you

soup or bowl? bowl of what?

are there masjids in vegas for shotgun nikkahs

u all will be pleased to know i just ate my body weight in costco pumpkin pie

pakistanis taking their annual birthright trip to niagara falls

is the status of MILF always subjective to the milf-experiencer? by definition?

if i can’t yap what is life all about

giving up my yapper title bc i lost my voice from being sick now what now who do i talk to all day every day

i miss when scammers were real people in ur dms instead of just bots

wish they made pregnancy for women. fpreg

@mmmaheenmoonpie AW TY

@minanotbot you look like an anime cartoon character so cute ! HBD !

turned 24 at the cat cafe!! have i peaked?

@sitarahmisu THANK U FREND

@minanotbot happy birthdayyyyyyy!

i am 24 what the heck

guys it’s my birthday WHAT

remember when you’d get a flood of texts at midnight on your birthday and now ur old and your friends go to bed at 9pm

i love seeing those “i didn’t marry a loser” posts like yes normalize being with partners who are good to you!!

cannot stress the importance of a throw blanket in the living room