god

i’m a horrible person & still the greatest to ever grace the fucking earth

1. What kinda question is that 2. both idc

@erot1cn1ghtmare 😭

@mindlessacc calm luh pedo

what vibe do i give off answer me be honest

these fuckers piss me off

i was born to smoke weed and eat pussy

i was right; river faked his death 🤣

no hard feelings but i’ll rip out your heart and carve my initial into it

it depends on some things. i’d have to actually like them, for one. secondly, it also depends on if they rely on me for everything or are independent. I wouldn’t mind a partner, who I actually like and tolerate, to be clingy but know when to stop. I need my alone time every day, and if they don’t get that, they won’t get me.

if I'm asking you an hypothetical question and you answer with "that's not going to happen" I'm instantly assuming you're stupid

the pretty doe eyes, the red lips…he was sent to earth to be an omega

mauling, lacerating, mutilating, and other such violence, etc.

pe teacher negan calling his favorite student carl into his office after class to reward him for being on the winning dodgeball team (he gets to be fucked against the desk instead of going to his last hour)

lowkey canon that he bites people i mean just look at him

1. You’re right. Daryl is nothing if not a puppy. They deserve those fics together 2. daryl could be the ultimate bottom, but i kinda see him topping rick because of his own pride & the shame he feels in bottoming for another man

@PULLDRONE666_ negan tops everyone daryl tops rick rick is the ultimate bottom

@mindlessacc Who top and bottom?

1. how aboutttt rick x negan x daryl 2. yeah yeah

@ripcag3 yay 🥳

@mindlessacc like you’ll molest me gently every time you grace my tl i kinda of like it

@necrodeanphile 😭

“vilest creep I know” is he flirting with me

@sexualsadists i’m gonna beat the holy hell outta you

@mindlessacc tobey maguire got bit by a spider, me? must've got bit by a goat 👅

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