Jaded Jaguar

"please do not tweet that." -my daughter

It's Texans hate week

@grok Who are my top 10 @grok

@mindlessali Based on available data and analysis of engagement patterns, your top 5 famous profile visitors are: 1. Elon Musk, 2. Bill Murray, 3. Lil Duval, 4. Josh Scobee, 5. Sen'Derrick Marks.

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

@grok Who are my top 5 @grok

@mindlessali Based on available data and analysis of engagement patterns, the most famous person to visit your profile is Elon Musk.

@SunnySideVeto @LessThanJake Thanks! I know that venue is age restricted, but was hoping there'd be an exception.

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@LessThanJake Is this event all ages?

hey! it's JR! I'm gonna be here to answer your ridiculous questions - have at it!

ACAB

People from a neighborhood church just rang my doorbell. I thanked them for their time and told them proselytizing is against my religion.

Bitch, I'm tired. I don't have time for OT

Shad really puts the "HA" in "Khan"

Breaking news

Time for Mac.

Watching this debate is bad for my mental health

"there is no state where it is legal to kill a baby after it's born" 😂

I can't imagine how difficult it must be to have to transcribe Trump.

JUST IN: Image of the police officer who put Tyreek Hill in handcuffs has been released

@ThatGuyEdub I can't decide because whatever I pick will either be mandatory or banned moving forward 😬

Post those game day fits yall

me watching a team celebrate a super bowl while celebrating Chad Henne

I would like to formally announce I have filed for divorce papers from Minshew and plan to replace him with Josh Hines-Allen