Joe Bucci

if @carlyraejepsen dropped her phone in the pool again how will i call her maybe??? #mindblown

This was not a war. This was a pump and dump scheme…. The president killed thousands of people to make him and his cronies a lot of fucking money…. In 40 days when trades can be disclosed follow the money. You’ll find the truth.

There is a special place in hell reserved for those that do bicep curls in a squat rack.

How gross is your @LAFitness ? Mine I don’t think has ever cleaned this fixture since it opened over 15 years ago

@WPXI I need a mug shot

Woman arrested after getting naked, assaulting people inside Pittsburgh-area Giant Eagle, police say wpxi.com/news/local/wom…

The crack of a wood bat might be the most beautiful sound in the world.

There is no better nap than falling asleep on the couch with golf on with the windows open and a thunderstorm outside.

@CamHeyward @kprozialeck @WNBA @NBA No we don’t.

Need to bring a @WNBA & @NBA team to the burgh

Baseball season is less than 2 months away. Time to find another gear. #offseasontraining #oldmanleauge

With the extension of Lamar Jackson the ravens have officially become the 2016 Steelers…. Will they win it all or fade off into mediocrity for 10 straight seasons?

@hashjenni To distract from the epstine files

can someone please explain to me, like im 5, why is US attacking Iran?

@Elonreevesed отвали, русский пожиратель пенисов

@TheOfficialMrA1 I didn’t realize Mexico was such a big team Canada hockey fans…

And now they are burning down the Costco in Puerto Vallarta. #Mexico

20 min on the rowing machine and pneumonia don’t mix well…1 out of 10 do not recommend

My wife colored her hair slightly darker and asks me in a dark room if I noticed her hair. My response “the lights are off” her “no they aren’t your eyes are closed” me “same thing”

Baseball season is almost here. Time to start up the @WinReality so I am ready for some @SHDevils baseball.

The kids are anime mogging Pam Bondi.

I’m pretty sure my parents just misspelled my sisters name on her birth certificate and refuse to admit their mistake. She’s named after Christa the astronaut that died but they spelled my sisters name with a K. This has been 40 years of gaslighting… 😂

@Chick3nstripz @BamaSaltyMarine That’s called the running man

@BamaSaltyMarine It should be televised.

Let's have illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship. We'll call it Alien vs. Predator!

I desperately need new running shoes 2-5 miles a day for 2+ years has worn these in #brooks #running