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My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels

@mindypooch

Basically a pinheaded mutt

Mostly in the back yard Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Secretary Linda McMahon
Secretary Linda McMahon@EDSecMcMahon·
One fraudulent business in Minnesota that misspelled “learning” on its building received $1.9M this year while masquerading as a daycare. There are not enough words to describe the breathtaking failure that has happened under the watch of @GovTimWalz.
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Donald J. Trump
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A very Happy Thanksgiving salutation to all of our Great American Citizens and Patriots who have been so nice in allowing our Country to be divided, disrupted, carved up, murdered, beaten, mugged, and laughed at, along with certain other foolish countries throughout the World, for being “Politically Correct,” and just plain STUPID, when it comes to Immigration. The official United States Foreign population stands at 53 million people (Census), most of which are on welfare, from failed nations, or from prisons, mental institutions, gangs, or drug cartels. They and their children are supported through massive payments from Patriotic American Citizens who, because of their beautiful hearts, do not want to openly complain or cause trouble in any way, shape, or form. They put up with what has happened to our Country, but it’s eating them alive to do so! A migrant earning $30,000 with a green card will get roughly $50,000 in yearly benefits for their family. The real migrant population is much higher. This refugee burden is the leading cause of social dysfunction in America, something that did not exist after World War II (Failed schools, high crime, urban decay, overcrowded hospitals, housing shortages, and large deficits, etc.). As an example, hundreds of thousands of refugees from Somalia are completely taking over the once great State of Minnesota. Somalian gangs are roving the streets looking for “prey” as our wonderful people stay locked in their apartments and houses hoping against hope that they will be left alone. The seriously retarded Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz, does nothing, either through fear, incompetence, or both, while the worst “Congressman/woman” in our Country, Ilhan Omar, always wrapped in her swaddling hijab, and who probably came into the U.S.A. illegally in that you are not allowed to marry your brother, does nothing but hatefully complain about our Country, its Constitution, and how “badly” she is treated, when her place of origin is a decadent, backward, and crime ridden nation, which is essentially not even a country for lack of Government, Military, Police, schools, etc. Even as we have progressed technologically, Immigration Policy has eroded those gains and living conditions for many. I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries to allow the U.S. system to fully recover, terminate all of the millions of Biden illegal admissions, including those signed by Sleepy Joe Biden’s Autopen, and remove anyone who is not a net asset to the United States, or is incapable of loving our Country, end all Federal benefits and subsidies to noncitizens of our Country, denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization. These goals will be pursued with the aim of achieving a major reduction in illegal and disruptive populations, including those admitted through an unauthorized and illegal Autopen approval process. Only REVERSE MIGRATION can fully cure this situation. Other than that, HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL, except those that hate, steal, murder, and destroy everything that America stands for — You won’t be here for long!
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@krassenstein Kind of amazing to me in all these responses that no one seems to understand how a jury trial works. He was arrested and charged with a crime based on the speech, but the DOJ failed to convince the jury - simple as that. Also there’s no such thing as precedent from a jury trial.
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
BREAKING: A former Coast Guard lieutenant who called for President Trump’s assassination on social media was acquitted by a federal jury after his attorneys argued the posts were protected speech under the First Amendment.
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Name a Baltimore Oriole. I’ll start:
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Name a song you consider essential to any truly great 80s playlist. I’ll start:
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@the_seth_ard @RobertMSterling Why would they? A: they’ve spent decades pushing for reduced corporate taxation, so public higher education is defunded. B: (a corollary) India pays for the training. C. H1-B workers are effectively indentured, without the ability to switch jobs or fight for higher pay.
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Doctor Know
Doctor Know@the_seth_ard·
@RobertMSterling Extremely troubling. Having worked in college program preparation and development, if these companies would seek partnerships with local community colleges, I can assure you they would find the ability to have a local/regional workforce trained to their specs at low/no cost.
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Robert Sterling
Robert Sterling@RobertMSterling·
H-1B DATA MEGA-THREAD 🧵 I downloaded five years of H-1B data from the US DOL website (4M+ records) and spent the day crunching data. I went into this with an open mind, but, to be honest, I'm now *extremely* skeptical of how this program works. Here's what I found 👇
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@Markbristow22 @KevG163 I was walking down from the upper deck on one of the spiral ramps and heard Bob Sheppard say “Touchdown - Edwards.” My brother turned to me, confused, and said “There’s no Edwards on the Giants.”
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Kevin Gallagher
Kevin Gallagher@KevG163·
November 19, 1978 "The Miracle at the Meadowlands" Ahead by five with under 30 seconds remaining, the #Giants inexplicably call a running play in which quarterback Joe Pisarcik makes a 360° pirouette pivot and fumbles. #Eagles corner Herman Edwards scoops up the loose ball and returns it for a touchdown to win in miraculous fashion at Giants Stadium, 19-17. A #Philadelphia loss would've seriously damaged any playoff aspirations they may have had.
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Post a baseball card. I’ll start:
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#Bales2024FilmChallenge Day 20: Moon in a movie Le Voyage Dans La Lune (1902) Méliès’ masterpiece which brought Verne ands space travel to the silver screen. The filmmakers invented so many of the special effects that continue to be used in movie making today.
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Blake Snell has two Cy Young Awards, zero career complete games, wears a single digit number, and has a 36-44 record in the seasons he didn’t win a Cy Young. I don’t even fucking understand what’s going on anymore.
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Notice that nowhere in this treatise do they actually say what the fuck this thing is …
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Jim Miller 🦋
Jim Miller 🦋@jmiller678·
@Super70sSports If that happened today, Downing would be called safe after a 3 minute review because Carter would have been ruled to be blocking the plate…
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Dave Parker, 1979 All-Star Game. If you know, enjoy. If you don’t, watch the goddamn Cobra strike from right field and recognize greatness.
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All The Right Movies
All The Right Movies@ATRightMovies·
What's your favourite scene where somebody plays a musical instrument?
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
You can’t tell me NASCAR wasn’t greater when Dick Trickle was heating darts in his car so he could actively smoke during the fucking race …
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