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@peculiarchichii Look elsewhere now

I haven’t had sex in almost 5 months now. My wife says she’s constantly exhausted from breastfeeding and the baby waking up every 2 hours. I leave at 6am for work, and come back late, still help with night feeds sometimes and weekend chores, but she just rolls over and says “not tonight, I’m touched out.” I feel invisible and unwanted in my own bed. I've tried suggesting we plan a date night without the kids, she called it pressure. Resentment is growing fast. What should I do before I start looking elsewhere?

@KarolineGosling Iran

Which country produces the best wife material women in your opinion? When you factor in values, beauty, how gracefully they age, how they treat men, how feminine they are etc I am from Germany and it is definitely not here.. most women here all dress and act like men 😂

You don't follow Iranian embassies. THEY find you. One retweet and suddenly your whole timeline looks like an "Iranian embassies" group chat. Your barber is debating Hormuz. Your alley cat has radicalized opinions on maritime law. Monkeys in Delhi are stealing phones just to follow us before handing them back. A band of pigeons just dropped their debut single "Goodbye Imperialism." Don't resist Zafar. We didn't choose this life either. But a certain President keeps tweeting and we simply cannot stop.

An American voice: “Listen up, Trump, and every dumb f... in Washington who still thinks the Strait of Hormuz is some kind of American parking lot. This aint international waters. Never was. Never will be. Under the law of the sea, every coastal country gets twelve nautical miles of its own goddamn territorial water. The narrowest choke point in Hormuz is only twenty one miles wide. That means Iran and Oman own the whole fucking strait from shore to shore. Overlapping. Locked. Closed. No high seas. No open ocean free for all. Iran controls the big islands too, Qeshm, Hormuz, Larak, Abu Musa, the whole chain. You sail through, you are in somebody elses house. Iran never even signed that UNCLOS treaty, so they dont have to play your transit passage game. They say innocent passage and they mean it. You bring guns or you bring trouble, they can say no. America starts wars because it never learned geography in school. They  bomb first, read the map later. Before you drag us into another bloodbath, open a f...ing atlas. The water belongs to the land that touches it. Not to the country that prints the most dollars. Learn it now or bleed for it later.

Damn. Iran just dropped an A+ level troll on Trump in this new LEGO movie. I’m no fan of Iran at all… but this one actually nails him. 😂😂

@IvanCevallosM @Adrianaveterin2 Justo por encima del bocado de comida (el bolo alimenticio), los músculos circulares se contraen para empujarlo hacia abajo. Hay un grupo de músculos especializados en hacer esa contracción progresiva durante la deglucion. No depende de la gravedad, es un mecanismo biológico.

@Adrianaveterin2 La gravedad no tiene influencia sobre la actividad intrínseca del del tubo digestivo: los movimientos se mantienen y propulsan los alimentos. Ojo: las personas inteligentes preguntan para resolver dudas. Los imbéciles no entienden que no saber y callar es quedarse ignorante. 👌🏿🤗

Disculpe mi ignorancia… ¿qué hace que los alimentos bajen hasta el estómago y no se queden “flotando” dentro del cuerpo? 🤔

@subcyro @KlynJo @RiqProposito Y hablóde cerdas la princesa empoderada con 1 millón de millas de recorrido y 3500 vergas a cuesta en su haber. Claro que tiene valor, el uso deprecia. Sigue tu vida de hipergamia y aprende el valor de lo escaso. Oferta y demanda. Chao loca feminazi

@KlynJo @RiqProposito Pues que la muy cerd... cree que su hija tiene mas valor que otra mujer porque no le han roto el himen.

España 🇪🇸 Una madre gitana que habla con acento andaluz ofrece a su hija en venta, parada al lado de una chica joven y hermosa de 20 años y su madre habla de ella con orgullo ¡Esta chica tiene 20 años, la mujer más hermosa! ¡Su virginidad está intacta, sin ni un rasguño! ¡Ni siquiera sus piernas están enrojecidas, ¡todavía es una niña pequeña! ¡Se ha conservado a sí misma tal como la trajo su madre… ¡pura por completo! ¡Nadie puede hablar de ella o criticarla… porque es pura!

@lilycoy__ I love them

the most common thing boys my age say when they see my freckles is “you’d be prettier without them. maybe then someone would even date you” i know they mean well, but it still hurts 🥹🧡

@DiegoRoyet41761 Mándala a la verga

Mi esposa quiere que le preste un dinero a su hermano que tengo ahorrado para comprar un carro, o lo contrario se va de la casa ¿Qué hago?😶

@SpencerHakimian You look sooo stupid on this tweet... Read the 10 point agreement you clown

🚨BREAKING: In a MASSIVE victory for PRESIDENT TRUMP, Iran promises to re-open the Hormuz Strait. For the first time in HISTORY, Iran will allow ships to transit. Art Of The Deel.

@BobLonsberry @usairforce Already on Netflix : the uranium rescue that never happened.

A middle-aged @usairforce colonel went through a shoot down and a parachute drop, was severely injured, treated his own wounds, ran five miles in enemy territory, climbed a 7,000-foot mountain, radioed the proclamation, "God is good," and then holed up in a crevice in near-freezing temperatures for two days while his brothers and sisters came to rescue him. That's America; that's the American military; that's the United States Air Force.

@NawafAlThani Fuck u

A short🧵for those insisting on a fiction: the Strait of Hormuz is not Iran’s sovereign toll gate, private cash machine, or maritime revenue stream. It is an international strait used by the world. Geography may give Iran a coastline on one side of it. It does not give Iran the right to invoice the rest of the planet for passage.

@Mr_Husky1 Don't go back, whoever keeps her loses

My wife had a months-long affair with someone from work. I found out by accident, not through honesty. Yesterday I decided not to forgive her. I asked for a divorce without negotiation. Her family says I should try, that “we all make mistakes.” What they don't say is that some mistakes are repeated for months with full awareness. I'm not going to rebuild something that was broken by long-standing decisions. Love also has dignity. Am I radical for leaving, or am I the only one who understands that not everything can be forgiven? I prefer the pain of starting over to the constant doubt of staying. Cc - @/AngelporrasXx

8 P.M. is not that good. Could you change it to between 1 and 2 P.M., or if possible, 1 and 2 A.M.? Thank you for your attention to this important matter. I.E.Z.

🇮🇷🔥 BREAKING | Waves 96 and 97 of Operation True Promise 4 In response to strikes on the Karaj bridge and Mahshahr petrochemicals, Iran set American and Zionist energy infrastructure ablaze across the region: 🔸 Fuel refinery supplying Israeli fighter jets — main sections destroyed 🔸 ExxonMobil and Chevron gas facilities in Saudi Arabia and UAE struck 🔸 American petrochemical facility in Erbil and UAE — massive fire 🔸 Sitra petrochemical in Bahrain — massive fire, key sections destroyed 🔸 Shuaiba petrochemical in Kuwait — massive fire, complete shutdown 🔸 US commanders gathering point near Mohammed Al-Ahmad Naval Base, Kuwait — destroyed 🔸 Israeli vessel "King Two Star" struck with Qadir cruise missile in Jebel Ali — currently on fire 🔸 HIMARS ammunition depots on Bubiyan Island, Kuwait — destroyed 🔸 Petrochemical storage near Dimona struck 15 Americans confirmed killed or wounded in yesterday's UAE strike. Multiple vessels blocked at the Strait of Hormuz for lacking transit permits. Total drones shot down: 140. "Any attack on civilian targets will be met with a double response. If repeated — our retaliatory operations will be far more devastating, and the losses will be multiplied several times over."

Dear American people, What have you done to yourselves? Does a statement like this truly sit well with you? When rhetoric around Iran and the Strait of Hormuz slips into spectacle, it reflects not strength, but a quiet abdication of responsibility. Politics, at its finest, is a moral conversation; anchored in restraint, reason, and accountability. Reduced to performance, it becomes mere noise: loud, reckless, and unanswerable. The question, then, is not about one individual. It is about what a democracy, in its collective wisdom, chooses to accept and eventually, to normalize. We, too, are not sailing in a different boat. Jai Hind.

@Mans_Ascent She is fucking another one 100% sure

She failed as a wife.

@maibortpetit De que te quejas? Lo que a ti como buena arrastrada te gusta no?

EE.UU. declara “Gran América del Norte”: Su nuevo perímetro de seguridad va desde Groenlandia hasta el Ecuador Pete Hegseth, Secretario de Defensa de Estados Unidos, acaba de anunciar un nuevo concepto estratégico llamado “Greater North America” (La Gran América del Norte).Según sus palabras textuales:“Cada nación soberana y territorio al norte del Ecuador, desde Groenlandia hasta Ecuador y desde Alaska hasta Guyana, no forma parte del ‘Sur Global’. Es nuestro perímetro de seguridad inmediato en este gran vecindario que compartimos.” Esto significa que, para el gobierno de Trump, todo el hemisferio norteamericano (incluyendo Centroamérica, el Caribe y parte de Sudamérica hasta el Ecuador) se considera zona de interés estratégico vital y de seguridad directa para Estados Unidos.

@PorazDan Y que hay de Gaza? Hipócrita

Ahora mismo sobre Tel Aviv. Irán está lanzando misiles balísticos con municiones de racimo contra zonas pobladas. Esto está prohibido por el derecho internacional. ¿Han escuchado alguna condena sobre esto? Porque yo no.

@noatishby Nothing compared to Gaza, right?

This is what millions of Israelis have to live with every day and every night.