Minute Key

Lady at UPS Store: "These boxes can hold up to 65lbs." Me: "Okay!" *puts entire kitchen into one box, then can't lift it* #MovingStruggles

We're going house hunting tomorrow. It’s really easy, they're massive, and they don't move at all.

May the 4th is with you—with a free key giveaway. Go here to enter and get your code: bit.ly/420jZm2

“I’m never moving again” -me, every year, as I move again

Looking to lose your mind but you ALSO want to lose all of your money? I can’t recommend moving enough

Hell hath no fury like a 4 year old whose sandwich has been cut into squares when he wanted triangles.

Credit scores are astrology for landlords

@johnsummit Please tell us you washed your key before

don’t have utensils at my new place so i have to key bump my açaí bowl 😭

Room so small I stubbed my toe on the ceiling #livinginnyc

Walking home from trader joes and seeing @joejonas #livinginnyc

Tag a friend that *needs* to hear this

That's not my name 🔑😉

PSA: if you buy 2 brass keys at a participating Lowe's or Walmart location, you get the 3rd brass key for free!

@analydiamonaco Ana, we are so sorry for this inconvenience. At Minute Key we strive for 100% customer satisfaction. Please send us a PM and we will issue you a refund immediately! x.com/messages/compo…

Hiya @minutekey none of my keys I just got made work. 😭

@n4t_4tt4ck Natalie, we are so sorry for this inconvenience. At Minute Key we strive for 100% customer satisfaction. Please send us a PM and we will issue you a refund immediately! x.com/messages/compo…

Hey @minutekey, what’s this? Definitely best $10 purchased I’ve made trying to duplicate my key 😒

We are ready for the for the new year!! 🎆 What big move are you most looking forward to in 2022?

When do you take your holiday decorations down? Immediately or leave them up so you are ready for next year?🎄🎄🎄

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Make sure to prep those cookies for Santa!