Stephen Lloyd Updates

📌 This is Stephen Lloyd Updates. We keep track of Stephen Lloyd from Honkai Star Rail. This account will do what every other timely account does, but for Stephen Lloyd instead of a popular character. direct any stephen lloyd-related inquiries here: stephenlloydupdates.straw.page

i do the complete opposite of this where seeing "lloyd" in any context makes me think its about stephen and then i feel immense disappointment and shame when it isn't

no i wouldn't i absolutely love like spam please go ahead :D i didn't make all those posts for them to be forgotten about in a day

@Astertothemax people will buy anything with a picture of a guy they recognise on it

@minutelystephen Yeah people collect all kinds of sports cards.

i can't really provide commentary here as this is how i'm finding out baseball has cards... american sport is so mystical. i do see him as the type to collect stuff so that part tracks

#honkaistarrail #hsr #stephenlloyd

he looks like an ornate vase

i'm delighted whenever stephen is acknowledged as the little ragebaiter he is

@hsr_timelygs u could repost this as a leak and everyone would believe it

I had a vision for Stephen’s messages if/when he becomes playable Remember to spend responsibly, stephen

stephe......

the ultimate "this is our most dangerous battle yet, bring out the 13 year old" trio they'd be cute together but it would take so long to happen bc they'd all be weird about it in different ways. all three of them would be on different points of this graph at any given time

The one-frame-from-the-teaser-and-never-again-mentioned club #Beatriz (?) #BeatrizHSR #Loretta #LorettaHSR #StephenLloyd #StephenLloydHSR #HonkaiStarRail #fanart

@hsr_timelygs yanqing: you know the weirdest thing about the well i fell into was all the pillows in there. and the fully charged nintendo switch. and the cat stephen: that's normal. people drop those things into wells all the time

@minutelystephen Yanqing: the craziest thing happened today. I tried to leave home and the floor around the door was so slippery that I couldn’t leave. Then i tried the windows and it was too slippery there too. Stephen: yeah that’s really weird *hides a suspicious soapy mixture behind his back*

stephen genuinely believes yanqing needs to slow down and take more breaks, but is fully aware he will be ignored if he tells him this. so he resorts to engineering scenarios in which yanqing is forced to sit around and do nothing for a couple of hours every time he visits him

yanqing: i have so much work to do today stephen: *replacing yanqing's bedroom door with a giant tungsten cube* not anymore you don't

yanqing catches on the 5th time a door mysteriously locks behind him and nobody can figure out how to open it at first he's pissed off but by the time he sees stephen again he can't say anything because he *did* enjoy having an afternoon nap. even tho he's not gonna admit it

i'm not gonna spam about this game too much but i need everyone to know i put screwllum on the island and the first thing he did is stop and watch ants crawl around i'm so mad i didn't get a screenshot

siapa mw trade denganku (⁠.⁠⁠❛⁠⁠ᴗ⁠⁠❛⁠.⁠) my anak ganteng Stephen Lloyd buat art trade, dan free~ untuk cosplayer Genius Society yg ak temui di #comipara #comipara6 o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

the concept of stephen being an anniversary character is so absolutely absurd to me i can't even choose that option. i mean i love it but could you fucking imagine them putting all their usual main push hype on a guy named stephen lloyd