Miriam🦋

The writer Vs. The writing

@OBandz21 @uzoart Guyy dyg

@uzoart @miravow I think 8% is calm to be honest Should they take it down to 2%💀. There is a whole lot that goes into processing tickets and so on

What’s the best platform for selling event tickets in Nigeria? TixAfrica’s percentage is too high and PartyVerse was confusing (emailed rep for help and it was crickets)

Nigerians have a kink for being overcharged for things

Inhaler 50k from 5k. Do you know how many asthma patients have lost their lives simply because they could no longer afford it? Nahhh, Tinubu must go.

do chickens live better lives than humans?

@_y3maya 😂😂😂😂😂😂

from where to where?

I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election. 1000-reasons.vercel.app Good morning Nigerians.

@OnlyOneSalam Awww

Person tell lecturer say he no sabi teach, nah wetin lecturer talk be this 😳

april is sexual assault awareness month, sending love to every victim of sexual assault, it’s not your fault and it will never be your fault, your story is valid. also, let’s be reminded that no means no and coercing someone to sleep with you is sexual assault.

@lizzyjollof @itsjustpelumi Very good

Some of you really need to have conversations with your parents, especially your mums. Tell me why at the market today, this “Nepo baby” stepped out of a tinted Lexus just to buy banana. Next thing, one pepper seller called her aside and started scolding her, saying her skirt was too short and she shouldn’t be outside dressed like that. The girl was even being polite, explaining she just came down quickly to get something. Suddenly, the woman släpped her on the bǔm and kept “correcting” her. She was really stressing over the short skirt this girl wore.😓🤦🏾‍♀️ Before we knew what was happening, police showed up and grabbed the pepper seller. Mind you, there is a police station not so far from the market. Turns out the girl’s mum had been sitting in the car watching everything. She came down and said, “You had to touch her because of her skirt? You’ll explain yourself at the station.”👀 Just like that, they carried the woman away 😭

being asked to file taxes for a government that does absolutely nothing for me is wild

@ConfidenceTwt @AnyafuluAda Someone that is not serious

You stared at him until he noticed you yet you nearly bite am for neck. Boy I know exactly what you are.

@Dolypizo @_AdoptedScouser Omo

Crazy thing be say we fit dey the good old days like this.

@bridgerton @lordofalienx I mean, it was pretty obvious🤭

Members of the ton rejoice! For Bridgerton Season 5 is officially underway.

@f3ranmie @me_leksmanny I was thinking of this yesterday!

really need Spotify to add a feature that can make us select the amount of time we want a song to repeat before going to the next one

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy

for years now ive been itching to use "touche" in a conversation but i am yet to encounter a person who can make a better point than me

I don't want a side gig, I don't want to hustle, I don't want to start a business. My one normal job should be enough.

@theyashimvg @UfotUbon Everyone’s replies are so deeply…human. Sonder is an interesting concept truly.

@UfotUbon My girlfriend told me; the okro soup has spoilt, and I really got angry, and now I’m up by 12:01am without light, writing a susbstack with the last bit of battery I have. Anyways, if you see this, tell me why you’re up!

Only interact with this tweet from 11:13 PM to 4:23 AM. If you’re early… wait. If you’re late… you missed it.

@Otedola_ @imit0r @piggyvest Lmaoooo