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@SokaDaHusky Same energy as Richard Harris thinking that the puppet fawkes was real in hp2

DONT BE A DRAG… JUST BE A QUEEN

Why do doctors office say they will call you back but never do? 😔

@UltralghtScheme Cow juice is def superior but my stomach accepts oat milk only 😑

All them plant based milk alternatives are mid sorry. Dairy me pls

@Molly_is_silly Your prices are already pretty low why would they expect a discount on top of that??

@Molly_is_silly Literally my biggest regret from my wedding is that we didn't have a videographer 😥

@UltralghtScheme It's either 10 below or 10 above the limit no in between

Mfs in Michigan are terrified of driving over 70 mph

They're having us wear masks again at work, please get vaccinated if you're not already

@Molly_is_silly Some butthole probably reported it 😑🙄🙄

Euphoria is just Riverdale with HBO money

@SunkistBananer For the last time.. He's my husband 😑😡

listen, i am (unfortunately) very straight but JESUS all i want is a man that has a mustache, wears short shorts, and WREAKS of bi wife energy.

@SokaDaHusky Do it

My personality is the scream in bezos 1

This interaction 7 years ago with my mother really depicts what kind of relationship we had.

@UltralghtScheme Happy birthday dusty 🎂😻

ITS DUSTY’S BIRTHDAY TODAY

@SokaDaHusky Omg I made the cut 😍😊

@SokaDaHusky I'm getting mine today!

@Qui_lib_ Before a concert I was setting up the chairs and someone knocked over my trombone, Fenner made me pay for it and told me that I was irresponsible and that I was lucky to be in the band