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does anyone know how to recover from a series of unfortunate events

fuck you leila. she probably thinks i’m dead.

at least evelyn doesn’t look like a washed up ferret that was abandoned by its family.

IM NOT GAY. i had a girlfriend before twin pines.

ranking twin pines people! - riley - abbie - marty - ello - oatmeal beth - everyone else - duck - rabbit - evelyn - satan - leila - stacey

i’m not gay. and put your tongue away.

did you guys know i’m friends with the girl who broke into tall pines academy.

you give off weird roommate kisser vibes, homo.

it’s my BIRTHDAY. be nice to me.

is this coming from experience that you’ve also kissed your roommate?

i can only offer you the pencil i have sharpened to a blade. it𝄒s got a bit of rory𝄒s blood on it.

do we think rory & riley kissed?

i think as a collective group, we should sacrifice leila and rory to duck and rabbit for extra food and the power to be back on.

“ what𝄒s it like at tall pines? ” sometimes you'll be eating your brown mush and you𝄒ll just go ... GET ME OUT OF HERE.

rory just asked if i would love him if he was a worm and i said no and now he’s writhing on the ground sobbing.

when you had k͡ids; what the 𝒻uck did you 𝙸𝙼𝙰𝙶𝔦𝙽𝙴 it would be like?