Michael Isaac Stein

incredible

Do I look awkward on the ground? —it’s all part of the process!

Also shout out to whoever coined “walkie-talkie” I can’t believe that stuck

the way this app is trying to get me to embrace fascism is not even subtle. at least the YouTube radicalization machine had some tact

it appears that 13 years ago I got very drunk, got ordained, and then forgot

Woah. “The Amazon warehouse where she works denied her request for a leave of absence, and she worries she'll have to find a new job once she's recovered.”

@madommebeans noon is wild

ok do we think this is a new type of scam or just a wild text I got from a number I’ve never seen before

big shout out to whoever came up with the phrase “the balls of your feet.” just the funniest possible way to describe that

one explanation for the increase in ufo sightings is that they have been waiting to make contact until we show signs of sufficient higher intelligence, which is determined by the universal standard of whether the planets’ dominant species has become capable of producing vapes

yeah… im thinkin life finds a way

got that shit on

for live oaks, pick the brown acorns still on the tree, throw them in a plastic bag. A root will start to poke out some of the acorns and then just stick them in some dirt (shallow) and wait! Probably a good idea to start them inside so the squirrels don’t steal them

something that’s been providing some peace and hope for me lately is planting trees. The live oak acorns are perfect for picking rn, bald cypress will be ready in the next few weeks

well if this is what the algorithm thinks is right for my life I guess I have no choice

it’s october

this is silly cause if jews control the weather, then why are we always complaining about the weather?

It’s so heartwarming that in times of crisis New Orleanians know they can lean on their neighbors for aid ❤️🫡