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@Makiadi_ Ukweli kabisa 🤣🤣🤣 Kuna blazer yenye nilichoma juu she used to say I was buying that jacket for him ... Kiaseret nea 🤣🤣

Advise naweza wapea Vijana walizaliwa nyuma yangu ni: never take money from a woman you are dating; unless wewe ni Kijana wa uwanja na uko kazi. These people secretly record every transaction and every “gesture” they extend to you bila wewe kujua, halafu wanangoja patiently hadi ile siku mtasumbuana. Ile siku utajaribu kumwacha, she will shout obscenities before wailing, “Ingia WhatsApp alafu tujue nani ni ndume wa ukweli kwa hii mapenzi.” Ukiingia, unapata amekutumia softcopy ya Excel sheet ya kila kitu amewahi kukupatia for the last 6 years, hadi kuna mahali ame-record figure haiko round ya Ksh 440.40. When you ask her about the strange mathematical phenomenon na kama inahitaji correction before she arranges a repayment plan for you, anakuambia hesabu iko sawa kabisa. Hiyo ni ile Tusker mbili warm plus VAT alikununulia pale Wessyside Lounge in Kericho usiku mkitoka pre-wedding ya your colleague in Litein.

Dear Africans🌍 Next year we promise to host you inside this beautiful stadium and not inside the courtroom ❌✍️👨‍⚖️ #AFCON2027

EFF CONDEMNS CAF DECISION TO ROB SENEGAL OF AFCON VICTORY

Trophies are won on the pitch 🇸🇳⭐️⭐️

@KRACare 🤣🤣🤣

Congratulations.

The CAF Appeal Board decided that in application of Article 84 of the Regulations of the CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON), the Senegal National Team is declared to have forfeited the Final Match of the TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) Morocco 2025 (“the Match”), with the result of the Match being recorded as 3–0 in favour of the Fédération Royale Marocaine de Football (FRMF). cafonline.com/news/caf-appea…

@BrianMPeter Israel all the way

Israel Prime Minister Netanyahu didn’t use cardboard images to represent himself. He showed up and released a live video while drinking Macchiato. That’s something the Supreme Leader hasn’t done and couldn't do. Maybe he should borrow some courage from PM Benjamin Netanyahu.

@BrianMPeter Hii Iran is very confused elements

Iranian Regime Must be one of the most clueless and confused Regime in the World. See, Yesterday, Iran reported on X that they've eliminated PM Netanyahu. Today, the same Iran is reporting on X that they'll track Netanyahu and eliminate him. Bibi is very much alive!!

Good morning

Good Morning fellow Kenyans. Happy Sabbath Day.

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But once insiders begin to speak, the real story tends to be far more complicated

This raises an interesting question. If the majority of leaders had already expressed a different preference, can the claim that Gachagua was the “people’s choice” really hold? 🤔 Politics often looks straightforward on the surface.

The final decision was made by William Ruto based on political calculations about what would work best in the Mt Kenya region during the election. In other words, the running mate choice was less about a democratic endorsement and more about strategic political judgment.

According to Muturi, leaders within the alliance had already voted and the majority initially supported Kithure Kindiki for the role. That preference, however, was ultimately set aside...

For a long time, the public narrative was simple. Gachagua often suggested that he was the natural choice and that his position reflected the will of the people. But the detailed account by Justin Muturi introduces an important piece of information that changes the conversation.

Away from Liverpool, Barcelona Newcastle and Spurs UCL losses and Iran vs Israel and United States war Something about the story of how Rigathi Gachagua became running mate in 2022 has never quite added up. Thread 👇