A Mischief of Magpies

Sam Fender has it right, Dan Burn is God. We chronicle the day Toon Fans will never, ever forget, and the moments that you might have missed. HOWAY THE LADS!! open.spotify.com/episode/2IWSw1…

Whodat gonna beat those idiots?⬛️⚜️⬜️

HEY LIVERPOOL TURNS OUT BATTERIES WERE NOT INCLUDED WITH YOUR ISAK PURCHASE.

MATCHDAY!!! We need every single person in their seat 10-15 minutes before kick off. We have a massive display lined up that we need your help with. If you have something on your seat, please get it waving. After that, do what we do best. HOWAY NEWCASTLE!!! 🏁🏁🏁

If Zlatan dressed like Anthony Gordon for Halloween. #NUFC

A big early season match on Monday against Liverpool. Could say more but there's really no need. In the DC area? Come join us at the @HawkandG for the match! 🆚#NUFC v #LFC 📅Monday 25 Aug ⌚️3pm 🏟️St James' Park 📍Hawk & Griffin 435 Maple Ave W, Vienna VA ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️

@Valerisdona @WelsbyElton Irrelevant. Thank you for playing.

@WelsbyElton Get a grip! Just face up to the fact that you are a small club.

Liverpool have thrown Isak under the bus. He's become public enemy number one in Newcastle. Liverpool went through the back door and tapped him up knowing he'd cost £140m+. Player goes on strike and is left to stew. It really does stink and the blame lies firmly with L'pool.

@TOFFEEBLUECAST I didn’t think much of it at first, but yea that is a very sharp looking combination.

This kit looks insane btw 🍋🔥 That pastel yellow with navy hits so hard.

Liverpool

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I’m not really taking a run at @CraigHope_DM here because anyone who writes for a living has a piece or two that they’d like to have back. But holy moly this take on Joelinton from 2020 reads like archaeology. #NUFC dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…

@ADMusgrove The coverage of the Club World Cup was so over the top bizarre, like all these journalists had an incentive to talk up the competition as being a really big deal. Was a great result for Chelsea tbh but that’s it.

‘A victory to re-establish Chelsea amongst the footballing elite.’ Really? It’s an impressive victory for Chelsea but that’s a big strong.

A billion fans means that the average one contributes 66p of revenue to Manchester United each year. Never mind the lack of financial sophistication about this “SERIOUS” proposal, those are some pretty low value fans. 😂🤣😂

@fabricebrt @OliverKay That’s stupid. This isn’t the 1980s. Plenty of interest in the sport in the US. This tournament was a transparent money grab so we didn’t go.

@OliverKay The competition is right but the location is wrong. Interest will grow edition after edition. But in 2029 it cannot be in an non-football country like the US.

"A new era for club football!" "Incredible!" "Epic!" Gianni Infantino says only a global (and presumably FIFA-led) tournament can generate such emotions as the Club World Cup. Slashed ticket prices and widespread indifference suggest otherwise nytimes.com/athletic/64698…

@SamuelAdams89 @HLTCO Jesus, is that real?!?

Genuinely, is the worst sponsor (aesthetically) in English football history? If not, what is?

@PodontheTyne The Nissan Plant.

If only this were true. It’s the EXACT opposite. What’s the opposite of a beach?

Chelsea Dagger! In which we ponder Kevin’s pants shitting schedule. Among other things. #NUFC #HWTL #NEWCHE open.spotify.com/episode/0ZtYED…

Euro Elite Football drops a banger of a typo/banter into the middle of this video on Eddie Howe’s managerial excellence. youtu.be/v0_nECHrkdk?si…

@StokeyyG2 Gillingham. There was a study about this and no one considered them a rival.

Is there any club in the world that just just don’t have a rival, like literally no one is arsed about them except their own fans?

@TheUnitedWay_99 @CraigHope_DM Hahahahaha he has fists of steel and behind his beard is another fist.

@CraigHope_DM Joelinton is all mouth

Joelinton, a Brazilian, telling Manuel Ugarte, a Uruguayan, that he'll see him in the tunnel as he leaves the field... and it wasn't to exchange shirts!