miso

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guys did my hair look cool today a little girl on my street said i look pretty

is that... *gulp* your penis...

The most perfect angelic girl in the world just woke up at 3pm and gooned and didnt shower and got on her pc to play the worst game ever for 9 hours while in vc and you'll never get to meet her bcuz u arent in her server

25 years ago, two guys tried to rob my mom at gunpoint. She shot one of them in the neck and the other ran off. That's when I decided to stop talking back to my mom. Happy Mother's Day!

local ontarian chud leaves room to go on a brisk 10 minute walk to nearest convenience store and purchases $11.83 worth of redbulls to replenish the #1 water source for puppyboys (her bladder)

"You wouldnt last a day in my shoes bro" You wouldnt last a minute in my butt bro

tap me 🦉

sl chem data booklet when i catch you sl chem data booklet

笑いすぎて死にそう。転んだカカシも笑えるのに、そんなの気にせず頑なに踊り続けるサスケと、一緒に踊ってるナルトで耐えれなかった...

with me*

A bear mistakes the vet's attempt to measure its body for a hug...

I know his cousins probably fucking hate him

this is the wildest yaoi panel ever

hello! i am currently working on a math dating simulator where you’ll be able to romance mathematical concepts. stay tuned! #dateMATH

i love guys with nice voices

im canadian and ive never seen a game of hockey in the eighteen years ive been on this earth