T7

Pov: I don't understand why people think I'm difficult to talk My face every day:

@ComedianSleepy Happy birthday sleepyyyy!

33 years in this earth. Thank you God for another year of life

ME AND MY MAN WE ON AN ISLAND HO

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

I hate a “motivational purposes only” in a bio 😂

@LaplaceMayor Thank ya!!!!

@miss7thward happy belated lil mama 🫡

Mallory is crazy lmao

VERY GOOD. Lock em up!!!!

Shawty swing my wayyyy

19 years ago, a high school basketball coach put his team manager into a game for the final four minutes. The kid had never played a single minute of competitive basketball in his life. He scored 20 points. Jason McElwain was diagnosed with severe autism at age two. He didn’t speak until he was five. He couldn’t chew solid food until he was six. He wore a nappy for most of his early childhood. As a baby, he was rigid, wouldn’t make eye contact, and hid in corners away from other children. He tried out for his school basketball team every year and got cut every time. Too small. Too slight. Barely 5’6 and about 54 kilograms. But he loved the game so much that his mum called the school and asked if there was any way he could be involved. The coach created a team manager role for him. For three years, McElwain showed up to every practice and every game. He wore a shirt and tie on match days. He ran drills, handed out water, kept stats, and cheered every basket like he’d scored it himself. On 15 February 2006, the last home game of his final school year, the coach let him suit up in a proper jersey and sit on the bench. With four minutes left and a comfortable lead, the coach sent him in. His first shot missed. His second missed. Then something shifted. He hit a three-pointer. Then another. Then another. His teammates stopped shooting entirely and just kept passing him the ball. He hit six three-pointers and a two-pointer. 20 points in four minutes. The highest scorer in the game. When the final buzzer went, the entire crowd rushed the court and lifted him onto their shoulders. His mum tapped the coach on the shoulder, in tears. “This is the nicest gift you could have ever given my son.” McElwain won the ESPY Award for Best Moment in Sports that year, beating out some of the biggest names in professional sport. He’s 36 now. He works at a local supermarket, coaches basketball, has run 17 marathons including five Boston Marathons, and travels the country speaking about never giving up. When asked about that night, his coach still gets emotional. “For him to come in and seize the moment like he did was certainly more than I ever expected. I was an emotional wreck.”

Over $4 a gallon for some gas is mf dumb. I hate you orange man

talking abt “we” started a war. bitch i ain’t do shit i been at home

You watch your mouth about my birth month hoe

He claims he ain’t see this tweet but I guess I can’t change the locks lmaoo

If my ol man comes home empty handed im finna change the locks next time he take the trash out

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

when twins aren’t identical i’m like ok then what was the point of all that

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He thanked me and asked me how I knew he wasn't a serial killer. I told him the chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical

@ComedianSleepy Lmfaooo man ever so often one is good 😭

Fuckin transitions be complete dog shit

@alliethestallie @JamMASTA__J If I could come I’d be doing this but just send me some footage pleathe thank u family

@JamMASTA__J WE’VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

We’re so Back 🥹🤝🏾