Marie Jo 'MJ' Bourque

For way too long I have taken a sort of smug pride in not being a not-like-the-other-girls girl, until I realized I had become way worse: a not-like-the-other not-like-other-girls-girl girl.

@MattBasky the way they both look pretty much exactly the same 🤯

@missMJBourque just when I think I’m out, they pull me back in

@MattBasky @YungJunko Just wow. He achieved being gross ig

@YungJunko @missMJBourque

In the history of the Kids Choice Awards, only two people have ever won the Nickelodeon Lifetime Achievement Award

Someone please explain to me why boomers insist on just telling you all about the life of people that you never met.

@missMJBourque Fascinating. I'm gonna get you one of those metal cups so you can keep it cold in a hot shower

Today I did my taxes and had a shower milkshake. All the potential they said I had as a kid, this is what it was leading to, I see it now.

@MaxBjaffe I'm a woman of simple needs: vanilla shake from McD. The straw was cardboard of course, I'm not a monster.

@missMJBourque Tell me more about this milkshake. Flavour? Container? Straw?

@chelsealou_who I want you to know that I loved it.

What's a punch in the face if not a slap with self-esteem?

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My toxic trait? I close Google Map riiight before arriving at my destination just to feel like I'm giving it blue balls.

I just discovered cashew ice cream and now it's over for all y'all bitchesss - Me, yelling into my pants drawer

@chelsealou_who "Cue the sniper!"

Me: I'm laid-back and fun to be around! 🥰 Also me: wow a perfect analogy for the failures of modern capitalism.

Would the "Insanely beautiful single-mom, against all adversity, raises her son unconventiionally (yet flawlessly) while shielding him as best she can from the horrors of the world" trope work if it was a daughter? ...and other things I ask myself on a Friday night.

@jules_vds Ugh but whyyy (no I had no idea haha in 2004 I had a brick phone with a slide-out keyboard GIMME A CHANCE 😭)

@jules_vds ...WHAT?

What's the grossest scene in Rocky: when he drinks like 10 raw eggs from a glass or him and Adrian's first kiss?

Watching Rocky for the first time right now and learning that Sylvester Stallone was like, hot? Really bringing home that 2022 was a wild ride for me.