Little Miss Sunshine

@Katelyn_Caralle Trump cracks me up. We'll be able to hear the shrieking on the moon.

SCOOP — The State Department is unveiling a limited-edition passport redesign for America250 featuring images of Donald Trump, the Declaration of Independence and the founding fathers. Take a look:

@andrewilliamsus Very weird to hear vocal fry in that accent.

Not only are Black women retarded, but they wake up with the mission to say even more retarded shit.

@TemooTitan I mean, isn't she the one who sang that "wet P***y" song? (I'm sorry, I cannot bring myself to type that word lol). Anyway, was he somehow under the impression that she was a lady?

Look at Klay 😭😭😭 how she aint know

@DailyLoud Lmao

The New York Times published an unranked list of the 30 greatest living American songwriters ▫️ Jay-Z ▫️ Young Thug ▫️ Kendrick Lamar ▫️ OutKast ▫️ Missy Elliott ▫️ Mariah Carey ▫️ The-Dream ▫️ Bad Bunny ▫️ Babyface ▫️ Stevie Wonder ▫️ Nile Rodgers ▫️ Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis ▫️ Smokey Robinson ▫️ Lionel Richie ▫️ Taylor Swift ▫️ Lana Del Rey ▫️ Dolly Parton ▫️ Bob Dylan ▫️ Bruce Springsteen ▫️ Paul Simon ▫️ Carole King ▫️ Willie Nelson ▫️ Diane Warren ▫️ Fiona Apple ▫️ Lucinda Williams ▫️ Romeo Santos ▫️ Valerie Simpson ▫️ Brian & Eddie Holland ▫️ Stephin Merritt ▫️ Josh Osborne, Brandy Clark & Shane McAnally

@TheRoyalSerf I am never going to a chiropractor again.

He turned him into a retard then made sure he was still hydrated

@uaivito Two really isn't enough.

seja honesto: cite dois países que você NUNCA visitaria mesmo com a viagem totalmente paga.

@redheadranting I like ironing; I find it soothing.

I hate to break it to you, but if we want to bring back a civil society we must be willing to iron.

@nypost God, why even do that?

Titan submarine victims' bodies were returned as 'slush' in 'shoeboxes' trib.al/qcJWI2o

@Rainmaker1973 Horse girls for the win!

Fun fact. In the Lord of the Rings films, most of the Riders of Rohan were actually women with fake beards because when the production put out a call for local experienced riders, a lot of women showed up with their own horses.

@MarioNawfal Why is she being so awful?

As Mike Tyson said, "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face."

@PamelaBies Gosh, who knew that people could get so up in arms over corsets.

Women were peak feminine when corsets biohacked their posture, core, and movement into pure elegance. The second we traded them for 'comfortable' leggings, we turned into the most androgenic, slouchy, low energy females in history.

@WilliamShatner Lol, you're so great.

This is happening now and in the future🔮! 😳😱 Watch for my heavy metal album with all of the gods of metal contributing their talents.😉👍🏻🎸

@a_eldstdaughter @IberianPikachu Your family and friends do not need "guidance" on how to act around a baby. FFS girl. You're the pre-school teacher.

@misscrankee @IberianPikachu Sorry, I thought it made sense. People visiting babies sometimes need guidance on how they should and shouldn't act. in this case the dog rule is a bit much but the other rules seem normal.

I’m all about letting moms have our boundaries after giving birth, but I’m so sorry, some of the rules moms list out in my Facebook due date group are batshit stupid and hilarious

@MsMabala No you're not lmao

I'm accustomed to having my door opened, my chair pulled, my vases filled, my prawn shells removed for me. It's always a shock to my system when I meet men who don't do this.

@a_eldstdaughter @IberianPikachu What does that even mean? Lmao

@misscrankee @IberianPikachu The funny part is, a lot of these rules were probably made because people can't be sensible around a baby.

@danpfeiffer @marcorubio Are Zambians just completely incapable of taking care of themselves? And if that's the case, is the rest of the world therefore obligated to take care of them...forever?

Great job @marcorubio Hope you’re proud of yourself

@DellAnnaLuca It cracks me up that they all seem so angry about the whole thing.

In Aella's real-world test with real consequences, it was all adults, so no "child who couldn't know what to press" needed to be saved. And yet, 58% still decided to introduce risk where there was none, to save people who didn't need to be saved. Pure suicidal ideology.

@Lovandfear Account based in South Asia

Your car is German. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies American. Your shirt is Indian. Your electronic Chinese. Your numbers Arabic. Your letters are Latin. And you complain your neighbor is an immigrant!

@wylfcen Why would you try to leave?

Help. The elves took me here. Every time I try to leave, I wind up where I started from.