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Quixote is talking about windmills again 🙄

If Australia can find a marsupial that hasn’t been spotted in over 80 years, I’m still holding out hope for a Tasmanian devil.

Post holiday travel ✅: COMFRT airport sighting - ✅ Screaming children - ✅ Those same children w/ newer iPhones than me - ✅ Male model trying to look incognito - ✅ Rental car desk attendants laughing uncontrollably - ✅ My flight delayed more than 1 hour - ✅ Chill Mode - ✅

I hope that all of you had a nice day yesterday. I wish good things for you and yours this coming year. My heart breaks for those who have passed this year and weren’t physically at tables or gathered in living rooms. I know their presence was still felt and welcomed ♥️🎄🤗

Welcome to Advent Calendar FINAL BOSS DAY! Congratulations!

If anything, I win the award for consistently choosing the slowest line at the supermarket, all the while refusing to use the self-checkout.

Forever grateful to my friends and family who love and support me unconditionally. You’ve helped me see that anyone who can’t accept that same love and support in return doesn’t deserve my energy. Here’s to peace, clarity, and exciting new projects ahead. 💫🖤 #NewEra

When I was a kid I thought it would be cool to be a centaur. Now as an adult I only think about how awful back pain would be with two spines!

@KimFCoates That’s marvelous. My Nana turns 96 this year in ON. ♥️The chance to know her as I’ve grown is priceless. You must feel the same for your Mama Joyce 🎊

Morning peeps … peace and love from western 🇨🇦. Amazing day … lucky weather boy :). Tomorrow I’ll send a photo of mama Joyce’s 95th birthday party. Saskatoon was hopping party ville that day a few weeks back. Stay the course me beauties and bruisers. KC 🥃

I’m the only one who uses the account and travel FREQUENTLY. SO ANNOYED. Does anyone have any suggestions besides quit them?

I’m sure evryone is over Netflix but damn. Been paying top tier subscription since the early 2010s maybe earlier. Now I’m traveling and would love to watch my downloads and they are telling me I need a code til I get back in 14 days from now. I won’t be home in 14 days!! BS!!

What the hell is going on?

Whichever era was the least remembered, least noted and least talked about, I’d like to be there. No drama to report, no wars being fought. Seems like a great alternative for a spell.

Level up 🎉 I reached @localguides level 6 by helping others explore on Google Maps. #localguides

If you watched #BabyReindeer S1:E6 it was just a glimpse BTS of the mental gymnastics needed to date a standup comedian. The situations were different but the chaos, self-deprecation & self-loathing were exhausting & mentally draining for me. NGL the episode was triggering.

I feel slightly insulted that even when yawning and distorting my face including the 12 chins that are created from the yawn, that Siri still recognizes it’s me and unlocks my phone.

@jeffzwarren I cut. Less new surface area being exposed.

Here's my 2023 on @Spotify, all wrapped up. Get yours now. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/…

@AMorbidPodcast - I enjoyed every one of the 3,620 minutes I spent with you in 2023. Thank you. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/1cpyLfDHP…

Giving thanks to Mujo for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to Kind Shadows. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/0vg08N1…