Mo’s 📊

I’m looking for a job that offers: 350k monthly salary 3 times a week 9am - 3pm Full accommodation Private car.

So every time I go to Starbucks and they ask for my name I always tell them 'Tony Stark. (I'm cool I know.) Anyway today when they called out my 'name' and I went to collect it I noticed this guy blatantly staring at me as he ordered his drink. I thought nothing of it and went over to get some sugar when I noticed that the guy was walking over to me, still staring right into my eyes. So by this point I was getting quite nervous and was about to ask him if I knew him when he leaned in right next to my ear and whispered; Peasant I stood there, mouth open, about to ask him what the actual fuck, when the barista called out 'Latte for Loki' and the guy walked over, picked up his drink, winked at me and walked out the door. I swear to god I have never laughed more in a public place than I did today.

We need help 😭 There’s an attack going on now at Barkin ladi plateau state , they have surrounded us🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Composure na art, e get the way you go exhibit am people go think say you no get any problem again for this life.

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship

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I want the kind of money that lets me show up for my people. Even if I can't fix everything, i want to at least soften the moment. To send food. To send transport fare. To send ice-cream money on a hard day. I'm tired of only saying "sorry."

I’ll never take my phone off DND. There’s no emergency I can save anyone from

If I'm being honest, half the things I went through are in fact because of me, my lack of discipline, not listening to my gut feelings, and my poor decision-making.

When I get a job that involves traveling from country to country I will literally cry fr.

my intentions are pure, but I want to eat your money too 😔

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

I genuinely love music I wish I understood music theory I wish I could play the guitar, keyboard and organ (and maybe a wind instrument like an oboe)

My number one goal right now is getting my own apartment in a new city and a stable income.

she’s rich in pussy juice, my personal aliko dantoto.

I really hope no one out there thinks I’m suffering from their absence.

Moving man go run mad one day

@stillgoji Leave am

you’re a genius wow

Fvck mtn man