Sarah Tampke Hare

@BravoWWHL love the new clubhouse! I'm in town this week and would love to break in some of those new seats 😉 @Andy #bravosuperfan

Based on how much I eat now, I'm slightly terrified of what I will be capable of if I ever get pregnant.

I love @StephenAtHome!!!! Thank you @CBS for @colbertlateshow!!!!!!! 😍 #Colbert

Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.

@CaroleRadziwill has @CountessLuann lost her damn mind?! Time to move on! Take your own advice and #becool

@dingoandbaby 😂😂😂 twitter.com/acommonwhtegir…

@dandanthetaxman a Dallas Beer ehh?

@dingoandbaby @Buttsaywhat 😂😂😂 twitter.com/femalepains/st…

I'm taking down the gay pride flag. Not because it's associated with slavery but because let's face it, it's hideous

I will never love anyone as much as I love my air conditioner

@willythebilly @Buttsaywhat @dingoandbaby twitter.com/femalepains/st…

Slow runners make fast runners look good. You're welcome.

Bout smoke @AMHare right now for these beach snap chats while I'm sitting cooped up inside.

Big deal I can spell plenty of words

If I were a bird, I already know who I'd poop on.

Just because you're misunderstood doesn't mean you're a genius.

I am a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person.

No one loves being pregnant. They're just trying to trick you into being miserable with them!