Big Steppa🥷🔫

@_niggawhaat @StokesJhon @tukaydolls @socetyhatesjay These guys and fooling na 5 and 6😂

@StokesJhon @tukaydolls @socetyhatesjay Because u dey his house "I have to admit" 😂💀

Middle of the year and i: got a brand new phone: iphone 17 pro max got a brand new pc: Macbook air M3 working on my dream streaming setup got a zero mileage mercedes benz

No footballer, I REPEAT no footballer, dead or alive has had this much Aura🥶

@TobiOdukoyaFilm Not attractive + no sex appeal

After the long workout, he said lemme press your back. Some gym instructors are nice.

@georgelevenskin @Ku_Tang_Klan @DeltyThe73rd Tis is cringe now🥀

@Ku_Tang_Klan @DeltyThe73rd Don't find a wife just Fuck your cousin

Forza gotta be the only racing game I know with an active villain in the online community because wtf

@olabodejosslew @GuyMr10 @xquire147 Na your family fit come afford Bolu school fees ozour.

@GuyMr10 @xquire147 Useless guy ur family together no fit afford imade school fee

“Asake carried Wizkid” but MORAYO broke multiple records without him, despite Omah Lay carrying Davido on 5IVE, it still stands as one of his worst projects ever 😂

@_omololaszn @heismric Your life go worst pass this one

@heismric I no fit blame the ex… after seeing the way you think

CR7 is chasing 1000 goals. Messi is chasing CR7’s goals. He needs 63 to catch up now😭

@flowerboylamba @heismric You’re an idiot, cos of football banter?

@heismric No go do DNA for your pikin Dey here Dey talk rubbish

@flowerboylamba @snreben01 @heismric Shut up you reta*d

@snreben01 @heismric “Temi”

@fw_tee_ @_VALKlNG I no go fit chop as you no rate me nah

@_VALKlNG Na why I no fit rate you if you prefer Ronaldo to Messi

Messi has more football fans, Ronaldo has more fans generally.

@Pahrees @kusssman 😂

@kusssman The only president wey dey rage bait him citizens 😭

Trump likes clout.

@oyebc46 @guzu_p No one asked.

@guzu_p I'm a traditional man o, but most of your takes on matters irritates me

Wait! She isn't fat or ugly? She doesn't have a big nose? She isn't darker than her usual self? She isn't looking unkempt? An average pregnant Nigerian woman would have been looking like a rejected sacrifice while blaming it on pregnancy whereas she's a glutton who eat everything that comes her way at any hour of the day and has always been ugly but using makeup and filter to deceive herself. Now, wait for Nigerian women to tell you is because she's rich and try to bring in emotional gaslighting. 1, 2, 3 👇

@BigSign26 @R7_S3curity @john322226 Cos top players are not in the other teams too. Cry more

@R7_S3curity @john322226 😂 😂 😂 it took you four years to conquer with all the top players….

41 years old Cristiano Ronaldo dunked on Benzema and Ivan Toney. Read that tweet again and clap for my GOAT 🐐

@Saintinnocent14 @CFC_Janty Dance now!

@CFC_Janty TODAY !!! THE GOD OF BANTER WOULD DELIVER THAT SAUDI ARABIA PENALTY MERCHANT TRARS INTO OUR HANDS 🤣 💔 All we need is a draw from 15th place Damac FC

TODAY !!! AL NASSR AND CRISTIANO RONALDO WILL WIN THE SAUDI PRO LEAGUE All they need to do is beat 15th place Damac FC

@Sam_Setth @mobiiszn Anything else now bozo?

@mobiiszn Ronaldo is not getting any though

3 more goals to go abeg

@socetyhatesjay @asha_shar Go buy a PC or a windows laptop then.

@asha_shar i need it on playstation immediately i hate 5, the mexico thing doesn’t agree with me

Forza Horizon 6 is a great game

@Sargeras9325655 @hypranaldo So he should miss the pens that are given to him then?

@hypranaldo He scored 33 pens since he joined lul.... imagine someone else had taken them like Felix... ronaldos stats arent good without opens thats 30% of his goals are pens

GOALLL CRISTIANO RONALDOOOO 90+5’ 2-1 DAMAC 😱😱🤯🤯🤯 HES WON THE SAUDI PRO LEAGUE WITH THE LAST KICK OF THE GAME!! 🤯🤯🤯

@JamesPMNFan @asha_shar @ForzaHorizon @WeArePlayground You’re an NPC that’s glitching.

@asha_shar @ForzaHorizon @WeArePlayground My 6 year old trans son Oliver tried it and thought it was a piece of garbage so he went back to playing Fortnite and Mario Kart. You guys need to do better to keep our kids and trans kids engaged, you are slacking

Amazing to see so many players exploring @ForzaHorizon 6 this weekend, making this the most played Early Access in series history. Massive congrats to @WeArePlayground for delivering four consecutive 90+ games, an exceptionally rare accomplishment in this industry!

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are. Manchester will forever be my home. To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here. Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day. Forever a Red Devil ❤️

@Sharylynee @heismric But who asked for this piece of irrelevant information?

@heismric Yes you are old. I rather die single than to fall in love with you

All these feminists think I’m old. I’m Gen Z like mad. Clock it, nne.

@freakyfemi1 @kusssman @_VALKlNG @Emjahiid @FabrizioRomano Use your head small

@kusssman @_VALKlNG @Emjahiid @FabrizioRomano Alaye clean catarrh small

Robert Lewandowski leaves Barça as free agent. 👋🏼 👟 190 games ⚽️ 119 goals 🅰️ 24 assists 🌟 143 goal contributions 🏆 3x La Liga 🏆 1x Copa del Rey 🏆 3x Spanish Supercup