Simon

@HamillHimself for over a decade I’ve been telling people that I named our daughters after Han and Leia for fun. In truth it was a happy coincidence but now they’re starting to believe me. What should I do? Concerned of London, England.

Can anyone get me into the @foofighters listening party tomorrow night in London. Asking for a friend* *actually it’s me, I’m asking for me.

@foofighters Dude!

BREAKING NEWS! In the classic tradition of rockstars having bizarre gardening accidents, Pat Smear has apparently rung in the new year by smashing the shit out of his left foot. This means he’ll unfortunately be missing a few shows while the multiple broken bones in his foot heal. We’ll miss our beloved Pat as much as you will, but we want him fully healed and back on his feet as soon as possible. Beck and St. Vincent guitar wizard Jason Falkner will be filling in for Pat while he’s on the mend.

@liamgallagher It’s beginning to look a lot like it.

It’s CHRISTMAS

@PaulTonkinson late to the party but just got to this page. All ready to face the pain for a second time (nowhere near sub three tho). Glorious book. Looking forward to the next one.

@mrjimBob @Neilwright1971 I’d go 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Neilwright1971 I very much doubt it.

Okay, these seats aren’t the best, but most amazing gig ever!

@foofighters Someone needs to up their ISO 🤘🏼

2025 #FF30

@thewonder_stuff That was an epic gig!

@secretglasto Could have been worse, you could have had Glastoenteritis 💩

Sadly I haven’t been feeling too good this week, so after an emergency doctor’s appointment and a few tests. I’ve been officially diagnosed with GLASTO FEVER 🥳

@VirtualAstro From Pinner Hill

AURORA ALERT! Northern Lights are over the whole of the UK now! Currently only visible in photos, but may increase in intensity and become naked eye soon.

@Mr_Bingo Can you zoetrope it?

Or it would make you sad because it would make you want to live longer?

@nicolelampert She doesn’t seem happy at Oxford 🤷🏻‍♂️

Oxford professor tells the elite and mainly white keffiyeh wearers that they are THE SAME AS colonised people because Oxford University bosses told them to please leave. This is white privilege heaven as they are desperate to be oppressed. Desperate.

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Well it’s been quite a week. @glastonbury quickly followed by @acdc not forgetting carrying @RadioX #radioxflags and now I’m dealing with the fall out in the shape of #glastoflu 🤦🏻‍♂️ Give me a few days and things will be back on track.

@secretglasto Thank you and goodnight!

Signing off for this year. It's been a blast. Remember, our DMs are always open if you can give us any info, especially if you work at the festival and have connections. Get home safe everyone x

@ChrisMoyles This was my festival highlight and now I’m off to see the Psychedelic Porn Crumpets!

This is EVERYTHING!!

Helping out @radioleary with his 90s indie bangers with the #radioxflags @RadioX

Sadly @glastonbury and @emilyeavis don’t really care about this.

Climbed up the @WoodiesOfficial treetop walk to catch @KasabianHQ and am flying the #radioxflags so I guess in pirate terms I own this place! @RadioX

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the magic #radioxflags featuring the great @siegfriedandjoy @RadioX

#radioxflags vs IICON at @glastofest @RadioX