Mistress Max 📍TO/MTL

Who needs a bf when you can have a gimp

Imagine dying and never experiencing me (a tragedy)

Though shalt never approach a Goddess empty handed.. now hand over your tithes

Don’t get so caught up in your work and branding that you forget to have fun

My gspot is on my throne wishlist

Could be us but you’re too scared to apply

Sending a hot girl a little gift is proven to increase dopamine levels

Do you even love me if you won’t let me electrocute your balls

Thinking about how good my pet will look in permanent chastity for me 🔐

I love being a wh0re bc today I just went to the gym, answered messages, read a book in the sun, pet my cats and ate cheese

Send me an emotional support $1000

If I didn’t respond to your application it probably sucked. Try harder.

It’s actually really unfair that I can’t impregnate someone

You want to be a sub but instead of writing an email to the platform catfishing me you bring additional labour to my inbox like hello???

I pay a lawyer thousands of dollars so I don’t have to think about the literal crimes broke men commit with my photos and other broke men feel the need to bring it to my attention?

Send every time an idiot contacts me about a catfish under the guise of ‘helpful nice guy’ and I could retire

Inviting new sweat worshippers to be my sweaty workout voyeur on s*xtpanther

It gets to a point where I wonder if other providers have the same amount of trash in their inbox

Reaching out to me about catfish accounts is a huge waste of my time. Report it and move on I’m not going to pay attention to you under the false guise of being ‘helpful’. All contact methods are listed on my site for a reason.