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@kayleighmcenany : "I promise I won't lie to you." I love that her first lie was that she wouldn't lie. The irony/stupidity is palpable. #TrumpPressConf #TrumpFailedAmerica

Third time binging the seasons of #Letterkenny. Pure gold never gets old.

@alliejayne_ I miss you guys so much I wanted to post it on Twitter so the world knows. And you're more likely to check this than a text. Love you guys, stay happy and healthy!

I've smoked so much weed I'm now allergic. More accurately, I have Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, causing me to get extremely sick when I blaze. Would not wish this on my worst enemy. I guess I've had my last dance with Mary Jane? #MaryJane #Marijuana #CHS #ModerationIsKey

Rest in peace Charlotte Figi. You were an inspiration to millions. "No more seizures, no more suffering." My love goes out to the family. #CharlotteFigi #Charlottesweb

I don't know if I'm actually getting any news from @ChrisCuomo interviewing his brother @andrewcuomo, but I'm sure getting a lot of laughs! @CNN #COVID19 #WhoAreYouStayingHomeFor

I just watched Dreamcatcher for the first time. How did so many talented people make such a bad movie?

#CoffeeLovers! Help! What are your favorite kinds of espresso!? #coffee #espresso #aeropress

“Kindness is like snow - It beautifies everything it covers.” -Kahlil Gibran

@NinjaSocialist @DrJayDrNo Feel free to DM me. I suffer from serious anxiety and depression, ADHD and OCD. I know I'm a stranger, but I'm happy to speak with anyone who needs an ear or a shoulder #MentalHealthMatters #MentalHealthAwareness

@DrJayDrNo Same. Maybe we should all start a support group. No one can see their doctors or shrinks.

Does anyone else out there suffering from anxiety find their symptoms are worse? PTSD I thought I had a handle on is coming back. All day I'm on the edge of a panic attack and at night I wake with screaming night terrors. All my Dr can do is a phone consult and meds she forgot /1

Ignoring social distancing guidelines isn't suicidal behavior, it's homicidal behavior. Don't be selfish, and don't be an idiot. Listen to scientists, not celebrities. #COVID19 #COVID19AB #SocialDistanacing

Wtf do we really need to explain this to people?

I don't have a particular affinity to most days, but clean sheets day is the best day.

All in the pursuit of that one perfect cup... #coffeelovers #caffeineaddict #aeropress

@alliejayne_ Jesus Christ 🤣 "Look at me, I'm helping..."

Gilbert Godfrey reading 50 Shades of Grey would give me a reason to sign up for Audible. youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA #audiobooks #wishlist

Being at home has given me a lot of extra time, which I have spent a lot of making coffee. I have perfected 3 different ways to make coffee (french press, pour over, and espresso/Americano, if you wondered) and I realize I turned into a coffee snob. #CoffeeAddict #coffeelovers

Me: "I wish I could live in a world where I didn't have to interact with other people." Life: "Be careful what you wish for..." Coronavirus: "Wish granted!" #QuarantineLife #COVID19 #antisocialsocialclub

@thebeccaswanson Has anyone said the pickle aisle yet?

When this is all over, it's gonna be real hard to get used to showering daily again. #COVID19 #QuarentineLife