Lord Mitchell Martin Bailey

Don't let the @Cubs win tonight. (Kevin Millar voice)

The #Cubs have lost 9 times in a row.

The last time the Cubs won a game, The Ivy and scoreboard we know and love was not installed yet.

All in a week's work.

Like we literally might go 29-133

Watching the April 14-May 8, 2026 Chicago Cubs

@JosephMillerv3 Thanks for the view

@mitchellb96 This is one of the worst videos I’ve ever watched

Fuck Tech

@mitchellb96 Fuck Tech though

Hey @mitchellb96

I want to d*e

The Chicago Cubs, who opened the week with a 15-game home winning streak, their longest since 1935, go winless during their homestand and have lost 8 games in a row. They were swept by the Houston Astros, 8-5, who came into Wrigley with a 20-31 record and MLB's worst ERA.

I hope @mitchellb96 is ok #GoStros

@BrockOtto You’re welcome. Hope the worst for you

@mitchellb96 Thanks for letting your cubbies be our slump buster

The name Caleb Shomo didn’t give anyone any hints?

@BigHen49 Lmaooo that’s exactly what me and Cate said this morning 😂😂😂

@mitchellb96 HELLO? ICE? ITS THIS MAN RIGHT HERE GET HIM

FUCK TECH

@RedRaiderKing More like Queen Joseph McGuire

@mitchellb96 For a woman perhaps

Will be giving away 0 hats today.

@RedRaiderKing Fire fit

@mitchellb96 Jacket around the waste #feminine

@STXAmbassador Dude the fit was sick. How dare you

You lost me with the sweater waistband