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@mitchellcarlye

Arkansas, USA Katılım Mart 2015
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Invis🧜‍♀️@invis4yo·
me when he comes back into the room and sees his phone is disabled for 48 hours ☹️
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i don’t know what a dead body smells like but if i had to guess i’d have to say it’s very similar to my baby’s farts
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c a r l y e@mitchellcarlye·
my baby’s favorite time to take a massive shit is 30 seconds after i put a fresh diaper on her
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How I sleep knowing that I have correct opinions on everything
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invader zim@f8the·
25 the most sobering yr ever like u rlly realize ain’t shit funny
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i absolutely adore my daughter but it sends me into sensory overload when she rubs her slobbery slimy hands all over me 🥲
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c a r l y e@mitchellcarlye·
my favorite part of every day is when my daughter screams in my face for 20 minutes when it’s time for her to go to bed 🥰 ok miss dramatic
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c a r l y e@mitchellcarlye·
@kimmmiaguilar hold off until april 2nd little dude so we can be bday twins 🤞🏼
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c a r l y e@mitchellcarlye·
i always told myself i wouldn’t be that mom who cries when their baby gets their first shots… well i did in fact cry today maybe more than my daughter actually 🥲
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gbae⋆lola@gbennylola·
im on selena’s side because of that rare beauty liquid blush and her work as alex russo.
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🫧💕🐍@lilry2rich·
when he call me delusional but i think he meant delicious
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having a baby who wants to be held literally all the time is exhausting 😭 i love her but wheewww i can’t get anything done
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i went to mcdonald’s and ordered nuggets and they forgot the nuggets like??? count your days ronald mcdonald
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