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me when he comes back into the room and sees his phone is disabled for 48 hours ☹️

i don’t know what a dead body smells like but if i had to guess i’d have to say it’s very similar to my baby’s farts

an aries

my baby’s favorite time to take a massive shit is 30 seconds after i put a fresh diaper on her

How I sleep knowing that I have correct opinions on everything

25 the most sobering yr ever like u rlly realize ain’t shit funny

i absolutely adore my daughter but it sends me into sensory overload when she rubs her slobbery slimy hands all over me 🥲

my favorite part of every day is when my daughter screams in my face for 20 minutes when it’s time for her to go to bed 🥰 ok miss dramatic

scrolled down my profile to find this but happy one year conception date to my daughter 😂🤪🥰

@kimmmiaguilar hold off until april 2nd little dude so we can be bday twins 🤞🏼

i always told myself i wouldn’t be that mom who cries when their baby gets their first shots… well i did in fact cry today maybe more than my daughter actually 🥲

im on selena’s side because of that rare beauty liquid blush and her work as alex russo.

when he call me delusional but i think he meant delicious

having a baby who wants to be held literally all the time is exhausting 😭 i love her but wheewww i can’t get anything done

i went to mcdonald’s and ordered nuggets and they forgot the nuggets like??? count your days ronald mcdonald