mitochondrihanna 🍉

@maizenintwt Tbh Im usually the only person doing consults when Im assigned that day

why are they paging garcia every three seconds though is nobody else (that is not a med student) available 😭 she really is /the/ OR

@viscerraa Sometimes I really want to hear the conversation patients have with their PCP when they get referred to us for a well woman. Genuinely curious

the thong song kinda magical asf

Calling all OBGYN prelims- my program will have an open intern spot in December! We’re interviewing gensurg and OBGYN prelims for the position- send me a message if you’re interested!!! #obgyn #obgynresidency

I need the link to the particular Etsy witch

Me slanging tylenol today for my pregnant patients with headaches

😭

that’s a good 75. see what being miserable and messy get you. YEARS OF YOUTH

The mic was definitely ON

damn there really is a Charlie Kirk quote for every aspect of this story huh

on sept 6th, a mariners fan paid an etsy witch to bless the team. they haven't lost since. on sept 8th, someone paid an etsy witch to curse charlie kirk and he just got shot in the jugular vein in utah. we are dealing with a power beyond our comprehension here, folks

me making my Etsy Witch profile bc i know that money is about to pour in

the etsy witches right now

need the link pls 💕

Craziest editor’s note ever?

Charlie Kirk being 31 is the most shocking discovery of the day because bitch hoe please

Banksy could not have hoped for a better outcome than this.

@itsmetheHBIC You can see where I attempted to mount my TV and then promptly gave up

@itsmetheHBIC I had a mattress, a towel I used as a blanket, and a dream