mitoshi 🪬
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mitoshi 🪬
@mitoshi88
Here for an adventure of a lifetime
Katılım Eylül 2021
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Seven dogs stolen from their owners are going viral for escaping their captors and finding their way home.
The group was reportedly led by a corgi and traveled 17 km to return to their families. 😭
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Announcing TERAFAB: the next step towards becoming a galactic civilization x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
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$500k Polymarket chain on my neck, no wife or kids, and just turned 44.
Does life get any better than this?!
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اگر رژیم اسراییل نتواند موشکها را در منطقهٔ بسیار محافظتشدهٔ دیمونا رهگیری کند، از لحاظ عملیاتی نشانهٔ ورود به مرحلهٔ جدید نبرد است: ✅آسمان اسراییل بیدفاع است.
در نتیجه،
بنظر میرسد وقت اجرای نقشههای بعدی از پیش طراحی شده فرا رسیده است.
نوروز بر ملت ایران مبارک.
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When you discover the CIA has been reading your texts in order to frame you for a crime.
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A man rammed a truck into a synagogue that houses a children’s daycare.
Kids were inside.
Don’t spin this into politics.
Don’t make it about foreign policy.
It’s a daycare in a Jewish community center.
That should horrify everyone.
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The reality is if you come on X for war updates you are mostly consuming hilariously fake and easily disprovable news meant to shift sentiment to fit someone’s agenda.
Which is to say, it’s worthless. Which probably means X will be completely useless for all wars moving forward.
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When I posted this back in January I did not expect it to become a reality 2 months later.
Non-Iranian left wing weirdo activists in New York and London protesting in favour of the Islamic State is the biggest irony ever.
Lost society.
Farokh@farokh
This is the most insane headline ever. Soon, they will be protesting in favour of the Islamic Regime of Iran which has been destroying one of the most beautiful countries in the world for the last 47 years.
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just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at
like unreal. face card so crazy my frontal lobe clocked out. i’m talking generational. if symmetry was a startup she just closed series b.
we’re vibing. she’s laughing. eye contact locked. i’m farming aura like it’s a full-time job.
then coding comes up.
she goes “yeah i code”
my soul did a hard restart
i’m like oh word “what do you build?”
she says
“mostly vibe-coding rn”
and that’s where a normal man would say “that’s fire” and get her number
but unfortunately i was built in a lab
i go:
“ok define vibe-coding”
“claude code or codex”
“cursor agent mode or raw dogging prompts”
“you got git or just vibes”
“tests?”
“types?”
“deploy?”
“rollback?”
“you read diffs or click accept like a casino addict”
she starts laughing like i’m joking
i was entering forensic mode.
she says “i just use chatgpt and claude and keep asking until it kinda works”
i say “works where”
she says “like… on my laptop”
i say “so localhost cosplay”
bro.
and i swear to God the violinist in the corner sounded like a system alarm
the vibe died instantly
DIED
flatline. kernel panic. social segfault. full emotional 500 in prod.
i try one last save. i go “ok but do you at least push to github”
she says “sometimes, i mostly keep stuff on desktop folders”
DESKTOP FOLDERS
i started dissociating. i could see my ancestors. i could hear linus torvalds screaming in the distance.
her friend walks over like “omg are y’all talking tech”
and i accidentally say
“she said she’s a developer but her stack is claude code, codex, and divine intervention”
she goes “wait no i made a website”
i said “a figma screenshot with a typeform link is not a website, it is a cry for help”
SILENCE.
like biblical silence.
they walked away. she did not look back.
my friend comes over like “bro she was INTO you what happened”
i said “she called herself a coder and then described generating a landing page and praying over it”
he said “so?”
SO???
i’m supposed to build a future with someone whose incident response plan is ‘refresh and re-prompt’???
she had a heavenly face card but an apocalyptic workflow
zero tests
zero repos
zero shame
infinite vibes
could’ve had her number
but she now knows i respect source control
and honestly that’s worth more
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The Iran protests in New York City are bought and paid for, here it all is with proof. Watch how they load the signs into the car and at 3:10 the leader confronts me and I expose her salary. She celebrated october 7th, and got paid to do it. Best of luck @LaynaLazar.
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